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Jarrod264: there we go
meleemaster5000 has entered the room.
Jarrod264: hey
Jarrod264: we wanted to talk about SSMB
meleemaster5000: where am I?
Jarrod264: in a chat room at your computer in your house
NickDangerous27: who is yur fav smasher!?
Jarrod264: did you play in the VGames?
meleemaster5000: DK
meleemaster5000: No
Jarrod264: you said you were gonna win it
meleemaster5000: I was supposed to
Jarrod264: whut happun?
Jarrod264: so....
meleemaster5000: the spot changed and i cant get a ride, also i was banned
Jarrod264: are you any good at this game?
meleemaster5000: yes
Jarrod264: haha banned?
Jarrod264: how?
meleemaster5000: i cursed people out on the forums
Jarrod264: wow
Jarrod264: that sucks....
meleemaster5000: who do u use?
Jarrod264: this guy Nick here might make a trip to your area
NickDangerous27: ya!
Jarrod264: he thinks he can beat you
Jarrod264: he uses LINK!
Jarrod264: best character in the game
meleemaster5000: no
Jarrod264: ummm yeah
NickDangerous27: ya wtf
Jarrod264: what's wrong with Link
meleemaster5000: Link aint the best
Jarrod264: his Up+B is a killer
Jarrod264: I seen it push people all over the place
Jarrod264: then who's the best smart guy?
meleemaster5000: DK is better then link
Jarrod264: no way
Jarrod264: This Nick guy
Jarrod264: he can beat the best DK
Jarrod264: I know he can
Jarrod264: just gotta believe
NickDangerous27: ya i did it a cupple timez
Jarrod264: yeah I seen him beat DK's before
Jarrod264: you just gotta Up+B them
Jarrod264: and throw bombs
meleemaster5000: Who is the best DK
Jarrod264: I don't know
Jarrod264: but he can do it
NickDangerous27: but i beat him
meleemaster5000: I am, lol
Jarrod264: are you serious?
meleemaster5000: yes
Jarrod264: no way
Jarrod264: did you win tournaments with him?
NickDangerous27: man stfu you cocky snot
Jarrod264: wait wait wait
Jarrod264: I bet he'
Jarrod264: he's from portland
Jarrod264: that tourney with tons of DK players
meleemaster5000: Ill beat them all
Jarrod264: no it already happened stupid
meleemaster5000: I beat Wes once
Jarrod264: how can you be the best DK
NickDangerous27: me 2
Jarrod264: you beat Wes once....
Jarrod264: wow
Jarrod264: who were you and who was he?
meleemaster5000: with DK!
Jarrod264: what char was "Wes"
meleemaster5000: He was Samus
Jarrod264: ....
Jarrod264: brb
meleemaster5000: U know where i live Nick?
NickDangerous27: i dun care ive seen better
Jarrod264: ummm wait
Jarrod264: you didn't beat this "Wes" guys Samus
Jarrod264: I don't believe that
Jarrod264: how do I know he even exists
Jarrod264: or if he is even good?
meleemaster5000: yes i did, my fox beat him also, and my bro's luigi
Jarrod264: ?
Jarrod264: you said you only beat him once
NickDangerous27: STOP LYING
Jarrod264: who is your bro?
meleemaster5000: 2 times
Jarrod264: 2 times != once
NickDangerous27: lemme gess theres a third time 2
Jarrod264: that means NOT EQUAL
meleemaster5000: Wes is one of the best in the country
Jarrod264: I beat him once too
Jarrod264: and by once I mean 12
meleemaster5000: Does Nick know where i live
NickDangerous27: i dun care ive played better players and wun
Jarrod264: he's gonna be in your general area
meleemaster5000: where?
meleemaster5000: Long Island
Jarrod264: you're in New York or something? aren't you?
Jarrod264: yeah
Jarrod264: does it matter where
Jarrod264: he'll be in NYC
Jarrod264: so you can lose to him
meleemaster5000: he has to come to L.I
Jarrod264: yeah he'll be in the area he told me
Jarrod264: and I know you from dat area
NickDangerous27: man know what yur full of rite now
Jarrod264: that's why we have this convo
Jarrod264: BS?
NickDangerous27: ya!
meleemaster5000: We can VS at the gamecrazy store near me
NickDangerous27: but u kno whut they say
NickDangerous27: u r what u eat lol!
NickDangerous27: ya!
Jarrod264: ouch
Jarrod264: SGOOD ONE
NickDangerous27: ya!
meleemaster5000: F-UUUUUU
Jarrod264: so where do you place out of the 1.5 million people own this game meleemaster?
Jarrod264: that own*
meleemaster5000: ?
meleemaster5000: 100 place
Jarrod264: like I think I am in the top 75 or so people in all of the world
Jarrod264: I'm not sure
Jarrod264: just a guestimate
meleemaster5000: ?
BreathFire999 has entered the room.
BreathFire999: yes?
Jarrod264: but there is this guy from Calgary that thinks he is one of the best players in the world.  So that can knock me down a peg
NickDangerous27: ya!
meleemaster5000: we are talking bout melee
Jarrod264: yeah are you any good BreathFire999?
BreathFire999: Thats a suprise
BreathFire999: Im ok
Jarrod264: did you ever play this "Wes" guy?
BreathFire999: Nope
meleemaster5000: he saw me play him
BreathFire999: I know who and saw
meleemaster5000: Ill kick Nick's ass
NickDangerous27: lol
meleemaster5000: Do any of u know how to wavedash/ cancell?
NickDangerous27: lol
BreathFire999: Yep
NickDangerous27: y u want lessonz lol get some frends
Jarrod264: lol
Jarrod264: I can teach you anything about this game
Jarrod264: what's a wavedash/cancell?
meleemaster5000: I can do those things, i wanted to see if u can do them
Jarrod264: never heard of one of those
BreathFire999: So..guess you dont know everything huh
Jarrod264: how do you wavedash/ cancell?
Jarrod264: I know everything
BreathFire999: Guess not
Jarrod264: I do
BreathFire999: No..you dont
Jarrod264: well you guys don't know what a wavedash/ cancell is
meleemaster5000: You suck then
Jarrod264: cause you haven't explained it
Jarrod264: you just made that up
Jarrod264: to trick me or something
meleemaster5000: ummmm no
Jarrod264: there is no such thing
meleemaster5000: ask wes
AceKillerseries has entered the room.
Jarrod264: wavedash/ cancell?
Jarrod264: he won't know what that is either...
Jarrod264: how do I contact this "Wes" fellow?
meleemaster5000: hey herb, they say there is no such thing as wavedashing/cancelling,lol
Jarrod264: what is this wavedash/cancelling?  is it different from wavedash/ cancell?
meleemaster5000: no
Jarrod264: oh ok
Jarrod264: then explain to me how to wavedash/ cancell?
meleemaster5000: ?
BreathFire999: You know "Everything"
meleemaster5000: no, i want to beat ur ass
Jarrod264: well you guys seem to know everything to
Jarrod264: you can't play me
Jarrod264: I live in Canada
Jarrod264: I'm not the one going to NYC
AceKillerseries: jeff you sound like wes! shut up
Jarrod264: I'm sure Nick knows everything
BreathFire999: Are you french?
BreathFire999: lol just playing
Jarrod264: no I'm Jarrod English
NickDangerous27: wtf 
meleemaster5000: ?
Jarrod264: did this "jeff" guy beat Wes' "Samus" with his "DK"?
Jarrod264: and Fox?
AceKillerseries: yeah
Jarrod264: so he did it once
Jarrod264: but by once I mean 2 times
AceKillerseries: but he also got his ass kicked when it ment something
meleemaster5000: no
meleemaster5000: Hey Nick can u wavedash/cancell?
Jarrod264: what is this wavedash/cancel?
Jarrod264: I might know what it is
meleemaster5000: figure it out
Jarrod264: but we Canadians call stuff differently
meleemaster5000: :-D
NickDangerous27: ya quit askin questions i dun even like u
meleemaster5000: chris, u there???
meleemaster5000: can u cancell?
Jarrod264: k we'll ask my friend MikeMonkey
Jarrod264: he's better than me
AceKillerseries: wavedash is like the role only you jump push down quickly and push fower just as fast, it works, you mover fowered without fear of taking damage
Jarrod264: .............
Jarrod264: "fower"
Jarrod264: "mover fowered"
AceKillerseries: sorry
Jarrod264: what the hell is that
AceKillerseries: fowerd
meleemaster5000: fowared
Jarrod264: so I jump and hit down
Jarrod264: that doesn't make any sense
Jarrod264: and it's forward you idiots
meleemaster5000: dodge down
Jarrod264: without fear of taking damage?
AceKillerseries: hey i'm helping you
Jarrod264: dodge down into the ground
Jarrod264: from a jump
AceKillerseries: yes
Jarrod264: yeah i can do that
Jarrod264: sure why not
Jarrod264: but what's a wavedash/ cancell?
meleemaster5000: dont tell him!
Jarrod264: I don't know what I am cancelling here
AceKillerseries: very quickly and push left/right 
meleemaster5000: NOOOOO!
Jarrod264: that's no cancel
AceKillerseries: no thats wavedash
meleemaster5000: Yea you DICK
Jarrod264: what's this "cancell"
NickDangerous27: ya i wanna kno the cancell
Jarrod264: it implies that you cancel something
AceKillerseries: cance is when you land from an airl attack
Jarrod264: you haven't cancelled anything yet
Jarrod264: oh I can do that to
Jarrod264: too*
Jarrod264: sure why not
AceKillerseries: you know links down air move
NickDangerous27: lol you call that l cancell?
NickDangerous27: farking noobs
meleemaster5000: Nick u suck if u cant cancell
Jarrod264: yeah we call that lag stop
Jarrod264: it's not cancelL
Jarrod264: it's CANCEL
Jarrod264: Lag stop
Jarrod264: we do that sometimes by accident
NickDangerous27: lol lern 2 spel
Jarrod264: with Link's Down+A
Jarrod264: nodoubtyo
AceKillerseries: yep
Jarrod264: well now that I know what "CANCELL" is
Jarrod264: I'm probably best in the world
NickDangerous27: ya i up there 2
meleemaster5000: ill kick your ass nick, come down here
Jarrod264: lag stop
Jarrod264: and frog jump
meleemaster5000: u shouldent of told him Herb
AceKillerseries: look, i'm not like dave or wes, i'm not a dick so i'll help you
NickDangerous27: ya ill travel to yur place to play a STUPID GAME lol
Jarrod264: we called that thing frog jump
NickDangerous27: get a life and sum frends
Jarrod264: go camping
NickDangerous27: and take up sum sports
Jarrod264: maybe outside, get some fresh air
Jarrod264: wavedash
Jarrod264: that's stupid
Jarrod264: I did that 2 years ago once
Jarrod264: in Hyrule
Jarrod264: on those rock things
NickDangerous27: ALL FLASH
Jarrod264: yeah it was just flashy
Jarrod264: didn't do anything
meleemaster5000: is nick comeing to L.I or not???
Jarrod264: I don't know
Jarrod264: he seems to not like you anymore
Jarrod264: with your CANCELL
AceKillerseries: jeff your talking like an asshole
Jarrod264: and your "Wavedash"
NickDangerous27: yur not worth my time flash biatch
MikeMonkey14 has entered the room.
meleemaster5000: so i didnt like wes but i VSed him anyway
MikeMonkey14: lets chat
Jarrod264: yeah you're probably not that good at this game
NickDangerous27: y dun u like wes
Jarrod264: oh mike
Jarrod264: we already found out what wavedash/ cancell was
MikeMonkey14: k jrod
AceKillerseries: i'm gone
AceKillerseries has left the room.
Jarrod264: wavedash is where you dodge into the ground
Jarrod264: we don't like it cause it's useless flash
MikeMonkey14: i still gotta look into if u can come or not
Jarrod264: and this "cancell"
MikeMonkey14: but
BreathFire999 has left the room.
MikeMonkey14: basically we cut down these stick things
Jarrod264: is like when you use Link's Down+A
Jarrod264: and you get up fast
MikeMonkey14: and its a dollar a stick
Jarrod264: we can talk jobs later
Jarrod264: wow
Jarrod264: a dollar...
MikeMonkey14: and u make a couple hundred a day
Jarrod264: oh ok
Jarrod264: how can u sell a few hundred sticks a day...
MikeMonkey14: u dont sell them
Jarrod264: well make them
MikeMonkey14: my uncle worries bout that
Jarrod264: but who's gonna buy all those
MikeMonkey14: we just cut them out of the bush
Jarrod264: I mean over a week
MikeMonkey14: they are these skinny trees
Jarrod264: you get like 1000 sticks
Jarrod264: hey can we make fight sticks
MikeMonkey14: then he takes them to this barn or shop or something
Jarrod264: and paly ssbm in real life?
MikeMonkey14: and he makes them all nice
Jarrod264: ok we talk smash
Jarrod264: we don't wanna bore this "jeff" fellow
meleemaster5000: what the fuck are u talking about canada guy
Jarrod264: we gonna make sticks
MikeMonkey14: and he has deals with companies like canadian tire so thats how he distrubutes them
Jarrod264: it's gonna be our job
Jarrod264: stick cutter is a respectable job up here
MikeMonkey14: MELEEMASTER##@$$#^% WHAT IS YUR DEAL
Jarrod264: don't you have stick cutters? in USA?
Jarrod264: don't talk to Mike
meleemaster5000: i dont care we talk smash now!
Jarrod264: he is our DK player
Jarrod264: Nick beat Mike's DK with Link before
NickDangerous27: yur not even a meleemaster u faggot
Jarrod264: I saw it
meleemaster5000: why not?
MikeMonkey14: k beat my dk
MikeMonkey14: nick has never beat my dk
MikeMonkey14: ever
meleemaster5000: at least i can cancell
MikeMonkey14: with any character
Jarrod264: cancelL
MikeMonkey14: neither has jarrod
MikeMonkey14: or aaron
MikeMonkey14: or ken
Jarrod264: what's with the 2nd L FRICK
MikeMonkey14: HOW DID U BEAT WES
Jarrod264: did you hear Mike?
Jarrod264: he beat Wes once with DK
Jarrod264: and then another once with Fox
Jarrod264: I heard he only beat Wes' Ganondorf
meleemaster5000: show me some video's Mike!
Jarrod264: do you have videos?
meleemaster5000: no but he does
Jarrod264: Mike does?
Jarrod264: are you sure?
meleemaster5000: yup
Jarrod264: you have videos?
NickDangerous27: ya cuz u live at his house rite
Jarrod264: can I see them Melee Master?
NickDangerous27: no u dont
Jarrod264: HAHA
NickDangerous27: stop assuming things u faggot
Jarrod264: LOL
MikeMonkey14: FAGGOT!?
MikeMonkey14: lol!
Jarrod264: Nick, I enjoyed playing with you
Jarrod264: you're really funny
MikeMonkey14: nick shut up nigger
MikeMonkey14: http://www.gamespot.com/gamespot/features/all/greatestgames/shared/koreatournament.wmv
Jarrod264: lol
NickDangerous27: k lol but dis kid make me mad lol
MikeMonkey14: dats my vid
Jarrod264: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Jarrod264: HAYAKU
MikeMonkey14: i am the one dat winz
Jarrod264: he's gonna show you special vid
Jarrod264: I think Mike has a better DK than you
meleemaster5000: I think so too
Jarrod264: can you even do Cholas Combo Remix?
Jarrod264: nobody can except Nick and Mike
Jarrod264: it's virtually impossible
Jarrod264: and if you think Mike has better DK
Jarrod264: then why are you saying you need vids
Jarrod264: he don't have any
NickDangerous27: YOU SAID YOU HAD BEST DK
NickDangerous27: man
NickDangerous27: maaaan
Jarrod264: yeah whut up?
meleemaster5000: beats me
Jarrod264: now you back down?
MikeMonkey14: k i getting comp jacked
Jarrod264: man I thought you were good
Jarrod264: ok ok
Jarrod264: pace
MikeMonkey14: aight
MikeMonkey14 has left the room.
Jarrod264: CALL ME?!?!?
Jarrod264: shit
Jarrod264: hehe
NickDangerous27: lol poned
Jarrod264: ok melee master now where were we
Jarrod264: PONED
NickDangerous27: now he'll never be ur bf
Jarrod264: I don't think you'd be good enough to play Nick
Jarrod264: hehe
Jarrod264: so as Nick's Manager and Decider Person, I'm not letting him go to Long Isles
Jarrod264: you'd just be a waste of his time
NickDangerous27: yeah dems the pits dog
meleemaster5000: ur afraid of me
Jarrod264: no
meleemaster5000: yup
meleemaster5000: yup
Jarrod264: he beat Mike's DK before
meleemaster5000: yup
NickDangerous27: YA IM AFRAID OF U DATS IT
meleemaster5000: yup
Jarrod264: with link
meleemaster5000: yes
NickDangerous27: u fin fag
Jarrod264: lol
Jarrod264: wait
Jarrod264: it's Wednesday?
Jarrod264: sweet
Jarrod264: anywho
Jarrod264: Nick should we tell him
meleemaster5000: yes
meleemaster5000: yes
Jarrod264: you know
meleemaster5000: yes
meleemaster5000: yes
Jarrod264: the secret
meleemaster5000: yes
meleemaster5000: ill beat u
meleemaster5000: bad
Jarrod264: you wanna hear a secret meleemaster?
meleemaster5000: yup
Jarrod264: you sure?
meleemaster5000: yes
Jarrod264: well I'll tell you anyways
Jarrod264: this was all a joke
meleemaster5000: ok
Jarrod264: we are better than you
Jarrod264: FAR BETTER
meleemaster5000: no
NickDangerous27: ya!
Jarrod264: and we just wanted to have fun
Jarrod264: You know Mike I guess?
Jarrod264: we are in his crew
meleemaster5000: no
Jarrod264: both of us
Jarrod264: his DK is the best in North America
Jarrod264: and we are the best people for killing DK's
Jarrod264: we have played many people
Jarrod264: and play all the time
Jarrod264: and we are far greater than you
Jarrod264: Wes lost to you once with Ganondorf I was told
meleemaster5000: show me his Dk video's
Jarrod264: and that was a pity loss
Jarrod264: he's hiding DK cause he has the best and has a lot of DK vids
Jarrod264: don't you know who the Punch Crew is?
meleemaster5000: he lost by 3 lives
Jarrod264: Mike's trained with Ken
Jarrod264: whatever
Jarrod264: beating wes once is nothing
Jarrod264: I can beat wes multiple times I bet
NickDangerous27: THATS WHAT A PITY LOSS IS R U DUM
Jarrod264: our crew is around the same level as wes and Dave
Jarrod264: lol
Jarrod264: true
Jarrod264: we have tons of vids
Jarrod264: dl them from my aim
Jarrod264: or Mike's
Jarrod264: or DC++
Jarrod264: we are the Punch Crew
meleemaster5000: show me
meleemaster5000: show me mikes DK!
NickDangerous27: stop bein a lazy stupid f and dl them on ur own
NickDangerous27: ur a grown man now
Jarrod264: far greater than you'll ever because you SUCK
NickDangerous27: and grown men have grown up responsibilities
Jarrod264: we might have some DK vids from a year ago
Jarrod264: dl them
Jarrod264: let me check....
meleemaster5000: i don know where they are
Jarrod264: well I can't really find any either... wait
meleemaster5000: ok
Jarrod264: found one
meleemaster5000: ok
Jarrod264: I'll send it to you via.... aim
Jarrod264: wait a sec
meleemaster5000: ok
Jarrod264: maybe we have a better one...
meleemaster5000: k
Jarrod264: darn it didn't work, the ones on our site where he almost beat Isai
Jarrod264: do you know who Isai is?
Jarrod264: he's not takin it
Jarrod264: TAKE IT!
Jarrod264: well I'll leave you with that
meleemaster5000: i took it
Jarrod264: all you have to do is add us to your list, then RIGHT CLICK and go GET FILE from me
Jarrod264: then you can dl any of our videos
Jarrod264: and you'll see we know how to wavedash
Jarrod264: man that's no secret
Jarrod264: and L-CANCEL you idiot
meleemaster5000: ok
Jarrod264: cancelling
Jarrod264: who the hell calls it that
Jarrod264: frick
Jarrod264: I new how to do this shit before you even owned this game
Jarrod264: wtf
Jarrod264: why did you cancel
Jarrod264: whatever, go and get file from me
meleemaster5000: it would have took 2 hrs
Jarrod264: search under Game Over, Cava's House, then Mike vs Isai
Jarrod264: who cares, leave it open
NickDangerous27: SO YOU SPEND SO LONG BEGGING FOR MATCH
Jarrod264: I suppose you don't know how to Tech then?  You didn't mention about that
NickDangerous27: THEN YOU GET MATCH AND U PUSS OUT
Jarrod264: haha
Jarrod264: Mike has best DK
Jarrod264: and you suck and we're better
Jarrod264: hey
Jarrod264: hey meleemaster
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
Jarrod264: >_>
Jarrod264: <_<
Jarrod264: *coughs*
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
meleemaster5000: tech?
Jarrod264: NOOOOOOO
Jarrod264: you're supposed to say "Who's There"
NickDangerous27: lol noob
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
meleemaster5000: what is tech?????????
Jarrod264: YOU IDIOT
Jarrod264: I'll tell you once you answer me this
meleemaster5000: what is it
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
meleemaster5000: who is it
Jarrod264: I said I'll tell you after this knock knock joke
Jarrod264: ummm, lag?
meleemaster5000: whose there?
Jarrod264: ok wait wait
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
meleemaster5000: who is there?
Jarrod264: You Suck
Jarrod264: HAHAHAHAHAHA
meleemaster5000: no
Jarrod264: get it
NickDangerous27: lolz!
Jarrod264: LOL the look on your face
Jarrod264: PRICELESS
meleemaster5000: what is tech?
Jarrod264: yeah and to show you that we are far greater than you will ever be
Jarrod264: go ask someone on smashboards or GameFaqs
Jarrod264: wherever you post
Jarrod264: ask them what a tech is?
Jarrod264: or teching
meleemaster5000: no, tell me hear
NickDangerous27: its like l cancelling but yo momma sux mah nut and thurrs no cancelling
Jarrod264: see if it matches with this
Jarrod264: LOL
Jarrod264: yeah
Jarrod264: kinda like that
Jarrod264: It's when you are falling, and you hit shield before you hit the ground and you "kip up" lol Mike
Jarrod264: it makes you get up or tech-roll off to the side
Jarrod264: now go and check if that's what it actually is
meleemaster5000: i can do that
Jarrod264: you'll be like
Jarrod264: I feel like such an idiot
Jarrod264: I didn't know what a Tech was
Jarrod264: and those guys played me so bad
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
meleemaster5000: i can do that i said
Jarrod264: this ones good
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
meleemaster5000: fuck u
NickDangerous27: lolz1
Jarrod264: no that's not how these jokes go
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
NickDangerous27: sum1s gettin upset:-(
Jarrod264: yeah why did you swear at me
Jarrod264: I just told you how to tech
Jarrod264: and then insulted you
meleemaster5000: i can get up fast, i rarely ever just hit the ground and stay there
Jarrod264: what's up
Jarrod264: ummm yeah
meleemaster5000: i can tech
Jarrod264: but you didn't even know it was called teching
NickDangerous27: lol excusing his lack of teching lol!
Jarrod264: you're a stupid idiot
meleemaster5000: i just dont call it that
Jarrod264: you didn't call it anything
Jarrod264: cause you're a n00b
NickDangerous27: u call it falling on the ground and takin ppls shite
meleemaster5000: but i always do it
Jarrod264: see now you can't talk shit cause you know we better
meleemaster5000: u come down to L.I and i will beat ur ass
Jarrod264: ok this is a really funny one I just found on the internet, it's not even related to you or anything
Jarrod264: just a good knock knock joke
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
meleemaster5000: who is there
Jarrod264: HAHA
Jarrod264: sorry
Jarrod264: was laughing at the ass beating thing
Jarrod264: KNOCK KNOCK
meleemaster5000: who is there
Jarrod264: You SUCK
Jarrod264: LOL
Jarrod264: Fool you once, shame on me
Jarrod264: fool you once, shame on you
meleemaster5000: who do u use in SSBM?
Jarrod264: and by once I meant twice
Jarrod264: I use BOWSER
Jarrod264: RAWR
NickDangerous27: ya
Jarrod264: kid, dl some of my vids
Jarrod264: then you'll see you are worthless crap
Jarrod264: I can beat you with anybody?
Jarrod264: are you gonna go to Melee FC?
meleemaster5000: no
Jarrod264: everyone will be there
Jarrod264: I will be there too
meleemaster5000: FC?
Jarrod264: it's in Indiana
Jarrod264: I'm making a LONG trip for this
Jarrod264: it won't be that long for you
Jarrod264: 2 days for me
meleemaster5000: Im going to smash for cash
Jarrod264: ONE WAY
Jarrod264: yeah I'm not going to that
Jarrod264: that's New York
Jarrod264: I can make one tourney in the states in the summer
Jarrod264: and it's gonna be MELEE FC
Jarrod264: DA is going
Jarrod264: you should go to
Jarrod264: I will bet you money
NickDangerous27: ya ill bet u money on a real life fite
Jarrod264: whoa
Jarrod264: I wouldn't bet Nick in real life
meleemaster5000: i got ur vids
Jarrod264: I saw him beat Mike, even though Mike thinks he won that fight
Jarrod264: you didn't dl it stupid
Jarrod264: you cancelled it
Jarrod264: now you're gonna tell me I suck
meleemaster5000: i have it all, HAAAAAA
meleemaster5000: thanks
Jarrod264: you won't even know which one I am
Jarrod264: >_>
Jarrod264: WHAT?
Jarrod264: ok how big are they?
Jarrod264: if you had all my vids
Jarrod264: you'd know the size of it
Jarrod264: I know the exact size
meleemaster5000: it says game over videos and stuff
Jarrod264: goo now you're dling ONE video
Jarrod264: yeah that's all in there
Jarrod264: but you can only dl one at a time stupid
meleemaster5000: FUCK!!!
Jarrod264: yeah.... now who's a stupid idiot
Jarrod264: k I'm gonna leave now
NickDangerous27: LAST ONE HERE IS GAY
NickDangerous27 has left the room.
meleemaster5000: isnt thare a way to get them in like 5 sec?
Jarrod264: got nothing left to say except that if you beat me in a best of 7
Jarrod264: I will give you $100 US dollars
meleemaster5000: ok
Jarrod264: so come to Melee FC
meleemaster5000: i cant
meleemaster5000: im 15
Jarrod264: just take a bus
Jarrod264: haha only 15
meleemaster5000: ummm.....no!
Jarrod264: you think you're pretty hot for a 15 year old.
meleemaster5000: yes
Jarrod264: 15 year olds suck at this game
Jarrod264: it's a known fact
meleemaster5000: shut up
Jarrod264: dl a vid of me or something
Jarrod264: in the New videos folder
meleemaster5000: i am
Jarrod264: I'm Jarrod
Jarrod264: no you got Mike vs Isai
Jarrod264: I hope you know who Isai is
Jarrod264: and that was a very sloppy Mike DK vid
Jarrod264: but I'm sure it's still greater than yours
meleemaster5000: sloppy?
Jarrod264: so.... as Nick said, last one out of here is GAY
Jarrod264: cya later
Then I left right away before he could.

Afterwards I just told him what I meant by sloppy and crap, and then went offline.
So he messaged me....
meleemaster5000: .
Auto response from Jarrod264: Hey stupid, I'm not here.  You just got OWNED by my away message.
meleemaster5000: ur stupid

Then later he sent me over 1000 smily faces on AIM after he told me that he had a better Event 50 than me....  
I was away at the time so I didn't care.  Next time I'm gonna warn the crap out of his account.