All right i want show you some... names of the attacks and... something about the stage where we're fighting.
I take the stage corneria because it's a gay stage.
(Start)
Umm... yes. I think it's really, really impossible what's on the stage because is - ah fucking - umm... look at the cockpit from the big ship
- it's so tiny. How can they get the whole Starfox team in. I think a half Falco can get in maybe.
If he makes... him.. self.. tiny. Very much tiny.
And this, the hangar from this ship is as big as Bowser's asshole so...
How can they get this gaymotherfucking ship forward?!
Oh god, i'm dead.
Umm... Ok this is the "gaykick" because he looks a little bit gay - and it's a kick.
Shorthopblaster because... yes, it's a short hop with a blaster.
Oh god, i'm... gonna die by my brother.
Oh, no. Oh, no!.... Argh i suck! *ömh*
I hate play on the morning, this fucking game.
Ok...
... Hihi - get down!
..Oh, God..
(Kuja wins)
Yeahhehe! Yes, here is the winner... and the great master of fighting.
Ok that's a joke, because... the greatmaster of fighting is... - me.
Oh, yes.
(Next game)
The best fight ever.
The great bananafreak DK versus the ultra fast Captain Falcon.
Oh, god!
Argh...
(loses a life)
aww...
(loses second life)
Ok!
...
I'm gonna die! No!
(loses 3rd life/match over)
Ok, that was a g(/c)reat fight. Umm... Ok. One more, one more.
I can't lose against this Captain Falcon.
(to brother): Ah, bleh! Be Captain Falcon again! Yeeees, Captain Falcon.
Ok, i think i take my ugly Fox against hi.. um.. Pokemonstadium.
(Next game)
I hate this tiny... things like Pokemon, like Pikachu.. and other ugly... assholes.
Oh, god, emm.. i can't play with Fox.
...(brother dies)
So, if you want to kill my brother, just take Fox. He can't play against a Fox.
You can see it as my sucking Fox, because i can't do a short hop anymore and... I'm gonna win.
Ok... I... I could shine him - umm.. but... if i do this, he cry again.
So... I think I kick his ass a little bit.
Like this! "Uaaaah" - that the Captain Falcon ugly screams.
Ah, ya, here again: Some Fox attacks.
Oh! Oh! he kicked me with the up kick.
This is the kick because you have have to press up and.. the kickbutton.
(still 3 stocks and over 100%)
Ok, i think, i'm getting...
Oh! (gets hit) Ah, maybe i can win against Falcon without losing a live.
(wins)Brother: "Oh, noooo!"
Oh, yes! I did it because he's a gay motherfucker and.. died. - I mean Captain Falcon, not brother..
Ok, that was it. A little bit Super Smash Brothers. Hope you enjoyed.
Yes. I think, i'm.. gonna practice some moves and.. so on... cu later!
And, greets to Mr.Silver, he's a gay motherfucker too.