******************************THE GREAT COMPENDIUM OF SNEX'SWISDOM*******************************


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snex, on women
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<snex_work> i dont talk to girls, just sniff their panties

<snex> where are the bitches at
<BringerofDeath> at the brothel
<snex> why arent they here
<BringerofDeath> because they get payed at the brothel... and i wouldn't pay them here
<BringerofDeath> cos i'm poor
<snex> theyre prolly disgusted by your pitiful math knowledge

<snex> look mike if you whip out your dick and she gets offended then you dont want her to begin with

<snex> why do women have boobs
<snex> ...so you got somethin to look at when youre talkin to em

<snex> tell her that girls shouldnt be asking questions, they should be sucking dick

<snex> one time i hid in an alley and waited for a 12 year old girl to walk by, and when she did i hit her in the head with a brick and had anal sex with her

<snex> one time i tied a girl up and shoved my dick down her throat until she puked

<snex> where are all the bitches

<snex> if you have big balls, expect to be cheated on

<snex> any vaginas here?

<christy> ok i guess u dont love me...::sniff sniff::
<christy> oh well!
<snex_work> hi christy
<snex_work> show me your boobs please
<christy> oh no

<Luigi> is anyone here?
<BringerofDeath> i am...
<Inks> i'm not here
<Luigi> I lost to 13 year old in smash today
<snex> i had sex with a 13 year old girl today

<snex> LOL YOU LOST TO A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL IN SMASH
<Luigi> yup 
<snex> kill yourself now
<Luigi> I thought she was good for her age
<snex> unless you did it on purpose to get into her pants
<Luigi> shes no noob
<snex> did you grab her boobs

<snex> one time a girl refused to let me choke her with my dick until she puked so instead i stabbed her and then fucked the stab wound

<snex_work> i cant marry a girl before seeing her boobs. what if theyre all scarred by acid

<snex> rape is just surprise sex

<snex> ShadowJacky we can tell youre a fag, because you care whether or not the woman cums
<ShadowJacky> look, I have feelings to you know
<snex> feelings are for sissies

<snex> females were oppressed because they were useless, not the other way around

<snex> a slut is always a slut

<snex> sometimes you just gotta dump a girl for no reason
<snex> yknow so she doesnt try to make you commit
<Cubed64> nice philosophy snex
<snex> just be like "youre done bitch"
<snex> "but wh--" DONE BITCH
<snex> "but i th--" *SMACK*
<snex> then i kill her
<snex> and fuck her cold dead body

<wang> who is this "helen" character?
<snex_work> helen is kens little sister
<wang> oh
<snex_work> i told her i wanted to sniff her panties
<snex_work> then she got all mad for some reason
<wang> i wonder why
<snex_work> fuckin girls, yknow
<wang> it's a perfectly normal request
<snex_work> its not like she had to be wearing them at the time
<snex_work> although that would be preferred

<Vicious> Haha it's funny shit to see Ken and his whole family show up at a tourny
<Vicious> his sisters are there
<Vicious> atleast I think they're his sisters
<snex> i told his younger sister that i wanted to sniff her panties lol
<Zarelid> shes like 14 too
<Vicious> LOL
<snex> so what?
<Vicious> what'd she sayt?
<snex> she said "OMG" and left
<snex> i was like "yeah im gonna go to your house and be like 'ken lets play some smash' but when he lets me in ill go into your room and smell your panties"

*** Joins: sephirothken
<snex_work> hey ken hows your sister doing
<snex_work> she up for some italian sausage?
*** Parts: sephirothken


<snex> why did god make it so that rape felt better than regular sex

<snex> i wanna fuck a girl with my knife

<darkrain> snex, you meed to stop harrassing little girls 
<snex> no i dont
<snex> i need to do it more

<Marissa> snex what's your age range?
<snex> age range of what
<Marissa> for dating
<snex> 0-130
<Marissa> so you're really into those new borns, eh...?
<snex> they have tight vaginas

<snex> i hope i get a hot asian girl across the hall
<snex> and one day im doing laundry and she walks in and takes her clothes off and throws them in the wash
<Cubed64> everyone wishes that snex
<snex> yes but im closer to it than everyone else
<Cubed64> damn you!!!
<Geo> ahaha i have it hard i want to get with the pastors daughter
<snex> just rape her

<snex> dope when i have kids and they act up, im going to put a nigger mask on when i beat them
<Inks> lol
<dope> lmao
<snex> that way they grow up hating niggers instead of me

<snex> mike is a canadian
<Marissa> yeah
<Marissa> which is why we will never be together
<snex> but youll sleep with him
<Marissa> definitely not
<snex> yeah you would
<Marissa> no
<snex> if he asked
<Marissa> I'm not Ashley for the 50th time
<snex> sure you arent
<snex> what you need to learn is that every girl is ashley
<snex> shes just honest
<Marissa> everygirl is a pot smoking skank?
<snex> yes
<Marissa> I don't smoke pot
<snex> you have
<Marissa> no
<snex> liar
<snex> see thats the only difference
<snex> ashley is honest
<Marissa> I haven't even smoked a cigarette, nor had alcohol
<snex> lies
<Marissa> right
<Marissa> and you know me so well
<Marissa> that you can judge
<snex> it has nothing to do with you
<snex> its women in general

<Smashbros> the most common sexual fantasy among women is to be raped
<Smashbros> or forced into sex
<snex_work> yet when you rape them they bitch about it
<snex_work> i mean wtf

<snex> when halloween comes im going to lure little girls into my apartment with candy and then show them my lollipop

<darkrain> sexual harrasement is an easy lawsuit
<snex> not when its over the internet
<darkrain> what about the little girls at the library you hit on?
<snex> they never live to tell about it

<snex> yes i will marry you after i get photographs of your breasts. the ones attached to your chest. not chicken breasts. human breasts

<killerkafu> i love my girlfriend
<killerkafu> shes naked now =)
<tehownage> how big are her tatties?
<SuperDoodleMan> draw in ascii
<snex_work> send pics
<snex_work> turn the cam on without her noticing
<killerkafu> never
<killerkafu> shes MY girlfriend
<snex_work> so? sharing is caring
<snex_work> bros before hos
<snex_work> shes going to dump you anyway for a drunken biker that beats her up
<killerkafu> shes hot
<killerkafu> but ill never give you a pic >_>
<snex_work> even more reason for her to dump you
<snex_work> look if you brag about it online you obviously WANT to share her with us
<snex_work> so lets go

<UNDlSPUT3D> Marissa how come your description lies?
<snex> shes a liar
<snex> thats what she does
<UNDlSPUT3D> Odd
<Marissa> How do you know it lies??
<snex> asking a female why they lied is like asking a scorpion why it stings you
<Marissa> for defense?
<snex> no
<snex> scorpion stingers are not for defense
<snex> you can tell when a girl is lying
<snex> cuz her mouth is moving
<Marissa> my mouth wasn't moving though
<snex> see? lies
<WJ> HAHAHH
<snex> never believe anything a girl tells you
<WJ> shes lying right before us
<WJ> snex is this about the boobie pics?
<snex> no
<Marissa> yes
<snex> its about how all girls are liars
<Marissa> snex must have had bad relationships in the past
<snex> you know how sodium pentathol makes you tell the truth? well estrogen has the opposite effect

<snex> rape is fun, especially revenge rape

<snex> women will never be happy
<snex> ever
<snex> theyre programmed to be unhappy

<snex> if i dont get a hot asian girl across the hall when i move out im gonna be very angry
<snex> actually id rather have her across the street, so i can spy on her through the window
<snex> i have some nice binoculars ;x

<Ao> and discriminate against women again, if they'd just be more like men, it would be fine. its their fault they want rights
<snex> if they wanted rights theyd have been born with a penis

<snex> how much would you pay for a girls virginity
<KonkeyDong> how much would snex pay to lose his virginity
<snex> mike your mom bought that already
<KonkeyDong> :(
<snex> she won the ebay auction
<KonkeyDong> :(  !

<snex_work> did you know that species with promiscuous females tend to have males with larger testicles, while monogamous species have males with smaller testicles but there is more sexual dimorphism
<snex_work> in other words the size of a mans balls can tell you how slutty his girlfriend is

<snex_work> next time you see an arab lady wearing her robes and shit, just rip them off and laugh at her shame
<snex_work> cuz she will have to be stoned to death

<snex_work> having children doesnt bring meaning to your life
<snex_work> having sex with hundreds of women does

<snex> why isnt there a bangbus where girls drive around and fuck random guys

<Oosh> so snex, your plan is: spy on girl changing. she sees you, is flattered. thinks to herself, "i must suck this wangage NOW," she comes over, no verbal exchange, just cock sucking
<Alejandro> This is true.
<snex> yes oosh
<snex> havent you ever seen a porno
<snex> geez

<snex> do you think doctors get boners while delivering babies? i mean you can see the girls pussy and all
<Kone> snex : yes
<snex> i would put video cams in there
<snex> and sell the vids online
<Inks> lol
<Inks> wtf
<snex> and id have the woman sucking a guys dick while giving birth

<snex> why arent there any naked girls in here

<L33T> i took a survey of 50 women
<snex_work> i took pictures of 50 women

<WJ> snex hows your girl?
<WJ> out gettin drunk?
<snex> shes a feminist
<snex> and i cook and clean
<snex> while she works
<WJ> lol
<snex> feminists turn me on
<snex> i like it when they order me around

<Cubed64> many feminists take their arguments too far
<IcecapTheBlueKirby> Yep
<IcecapTheBlueKirby> I say we kill feminists.
<IcecapTheBlueKirby> That way we can have true gender equality.
<snex> i say we cum on their faces

<snex> if im ever dating a girl that wants to watch a movie with hugh grant, goodbye
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snex, on himself
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<snex_work> kids used to make fun of me in school. they would call me "vaginaface" because i always had a vagina attached to my face
<snex_work> it was very traumatic

<suicidefox> what does snex stand for?
<suicidefox> super nerdy egotistical.... xman?
<suicidefox> what r ur mutantpowers
<snex> i can make my penis grow

<snex_work> people like me because of my high charisma

<snex> my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

<snex> why is my dick so fucking huge

<snex> i always jerk off 2 handed
<snex> one hand doesnt give full coverage

<snex> my dick is so fucking big that nasa still hasnt calculated its entire mass

<snex_work> im already like 6.75 but you can always use more
<snex_work> its not big enough till i can blow myself

<snex> when god was handing out penises i asked him to supersize it
<McMuffin> Too bad he turned you down.
<snex> too bad he gave me jumbo size instead

<snex_work> sometimes i park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces

<snex> i masturbate with wd40

<snex> sometimes a girl on the train opens her legs and doesnt notice and i pretend im using my jedi powers to do it

<snex> if i want to rape a girl ill do it the old fashioned way
<snex> whats she gonna do im a jedi

<NeOn_EvAnGeLiOn> snex, are you good in history?
<snex_work> ive never been in history
<snex_work> ive always been in the present

<snex> thats right bitches, im eating steak for dinner, in my own apartment with my own high speed internet and my own cable tv

<snex> ill rape you all at hackey sack
<snex> lets put money on it

<snex_work> isai is tryin to use debate hall ;x
<vidjo> debate hall for what?
<snex_work> for creation vs evolution
<vidjo> thats dumb.. thats what debate halls are for snex, you retard
<snex_work> vidjo but its isai
<snex_work> vs me
<snex_work> he may win in smash
<snex_work> but nobody shall dethrone me in debate hall

<NEO> snex and your not a nerd?
<NEO> lol
<snex_work> no im a geek

<'(l33t)democratic> snex, if they cloned you and replaced your y chromosome with an identical duplicate of your x chromosome, would you have sexual intercourse with your clone?
<snex> demo probably, im the only one worthy of myself

<snex> Krazy heres how smart i am: ive information vegetable, animal, and mineral. i know the kings of england, and i quote the fights historical, from marathon to waterloo, in order categorical. im very well acquainted too with matters mathematical, i understand equations both simple and quadratical. about binomial theorem im teeming with a lot of news, with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypoteneuse
<snex> im very good at differential calculus, i know the scientific names of beings animalculous.
<snex> and on and on

<Marissa> you can't rape the willing snex 
<snex> yes i can
<snex> im just that good at it

<snex_work> me and my friends were looking for porn in the dumpster

<snex> id kill a kid for free

<snex> i want retard porn

<snex_work> im the movie villain that everybody secretly wants to see win sometimes

<Suretman> snex, how did you become so educated about evolution and atheism?
<snex> i was born with the knowledge about everything

<snex_work> my asshole burns so much it hurts to sit down

<Krazy> some dude side-swiped a guy ehind me on the drive hom from B3
<Krazy> it was nuts
<snex_work> that was me
<snex_work> fucker was in my lane

<snex_work> i dont get a choice
<snex_work> oh also
<snex_work> ups sent me this thing in the mail
<snex_work> saying i could go to their hub and pick it up
<snex_work> but
<snex_work> they said i could only do it until today, when it would get shipped back
<snex_work> i got the fucking card on SATURDAY
<snex_work> and they are closed weekends
<Aftermath> lol
<snex_work> fuckin idiots
<Aftermath> wow
<Krazy> life is so unfair to snex
<snex_work> good thing im white

<ViewtifulJC> wait...snex is mexican!?
<ViewtifulJC> WOAHOMG
<snex_work> no fag
<snex_work> im white
<snex_work> white power

<CaptnChaos> but I swear... as soon as I get my degree in ninjaology... I'm hunting you down
<snex_work> im already a ninja

<NEO> snex
<NEO> listen to this song immediately
<NEO> put it on your radio station now
<snex_work> no
<snex_work> i dont like black music
<snex_work> except hendrix

<snex_work> i touched all of your moms boobs

<snex> whenever im feeling down i just take a deep breath and say "at least im white"

<snex> everybody knows who i am
<Tavo> snex = asshole
<snex> ppl stop me on the street like "arent you snex?"
<snex> and "wheres that child support?"

<snex> phew
<snex> im a fucking slob

<IcecapTheBlueKirby> I wonder if snex is a rapist...
<snex> ask your sister

<snex> i think im coughing up a hairball

<snex> sometimes ill make a girl like me and then stop talking to her just for the hell of it

<snex_work> if i were in office i would kill everybody

<snex> my asshole is on fire

<snex_work> what you need to understand about chicago
<snex_work> is that the last thing you learn about ppl is their name
<snex_work> the last girl i dated, one time (before we dated) we were talking and shes like "yknow what, i dont know your name"
<snex_work> then i said "i dont know yours either"
<snex_work> and the conversation continued

<snex> lol i just got a letter about my unpaid college parking tickets
<snex> apparently they forgot that i already graduated and there isnt shit they can do anymore

<snex_work> i should go into a hot topic one day and make fun of them
<snex_work> because as we all know, ridiculing the beliefs of others is a good way to strengthen the security in our own

<snex_work> i wish i had an octocock

<Oosh> anyway, to wrap things up, in SC it's whoever has the biggest penis that wins
<Ruler_OF_Melee> i couldnt have said it better
<Ruler_OF_Melee> very strong closing point oosh
<snex_work> oosh no i think the smallest penis that wins, cuz i suck at sc

<snex_work> you sir are a homosexual
<dope> becasue i like women?
<snex_work> no, because you like anal sex and vericose veins
<dope> your just jelous
<dope> because you dont have sex, and no vericose veins
<snex_work> no im not, i sucked on my moms tits for like a year
<snex_work> been there done that

<snex> i dont let herpes stop me from living my life

<snex_work> this apartment is giving me an erection seriously

<snex> i have a black belt in fuk yoo

<snex_work> im the most sophisticated person in here

<Omnigamer> i don't know my IP
<Omnigamer> because it's dynamic :-/
<snex_work> my phone number is dynamic

<Oosh> snex just has no tact
<snex> tact is for faggot pussies
<Oosh> or courtesy
<BaneFang> snex is a wild man
<snex> boo hoo
<snex> wah wah racism
<snex> getting offended = youre a moron

<snex> hmmm camwhorevids accepts signup by check
<snex> *resists temptation*
<snex> if i could only go for one month i would fucking rob all the vids and end it
<snex> then share them
<snex> assuming they arent gayass embedded shit
<snex> theres gotta be a way to save embedded vids tho
<snex> arent they in your cache somewhere

<snex_work> im not a white supremecist, white supremacy doesnt need promotion, it just is

<snex> well im gonna go jerk off and go to bed

<snex> girls stop me on the street to ask if im the one radiating all the cool
<snex> back in 1972 they cloned me to double the worlds coolness

<snex> every sunday i pray to charles darwin

<snex> im pretty sure i have super powers

<snex_work> i should go to a rave and hand out rat poison

<snex> i dont like vaginas with roast beef flaps

<snex> ok who wants to rub my balls

<snex_work> one time i found a sealed milk carton with expiration date of 1982
<snex_work> it was orange
<snex_work> i threw it at a wall
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snex, on his job
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<snex_work> its my job to explain why the rest of my company is incompetent

<snex_work> OMG I HATE CUSTOMERS
<snex_work> DIEDIEDIEDIE

<snex> i make like $15 an hour for sitting on my ass and reading websites

<snex_work> my job is to debunk myths

<snex_work> i dont need a life i make 32.5K a year

<snex_work> fuckfuckfuckfuck why is this customer so dumb

<snex> when i graduated 8th grade i thought "hey im in high school now, where everybody is gonna be mature"
<snex> wrong!
<snex> then i graduated high school and i thought "ok this is college, its gotta be for real now"
<snex> WRONG
<snex> now ive graduated college and its the same fucking stupid shit
<snex> and people wonder why we are in a recession and why theres so much unemployment
<snex> its not because of george bush
<snex> its because everybody is a fucking moron
<snex> try doing tech support and it gets 100x worse
<snex> i have to tell people with networking degrees how to set up their networks
<snex> they dont know the difference between a switch and a hub
<snex> or what ports are used for what protocols
<snex> and god forbid you actually tell them its the networks problem and not the software
<snex> then they go into psycho mode
<snex> telling you about all their prestigious degrees from itt tech and devry
<snex> and how they were setting up networks when you were sucking your moms tits

<snex> my company's software is in java
<snex> its so disgusting
<snex> and slow

<snex_work> fuckin ppl always ask me "if i delete a project on accident how can i get it back"
<snex_work> IDIOT WHATS THE POINT OF DELETING IT IF YOU WANT IT BACK
<WJ> hahha
<snex_work> READ THE GODDAMN WARNING SIGNS
<snex_work> i think we need like skull and crossbones pics on the delete project warning dialog
<snex_work> 96 pt font
<snex_work> WARNING YOU ARE ABOUT TO DELETE THE PROJECT

<snex_work> tech support makes me want to cry
<snex_work> these guys deleted their project on accident and now they want it back
<snex_work> they dont understand the concept of deletion
<Zarelid> ok
<Zarelid> what does it mean when it says connection timeout
<snex_work> it means nobody likes you
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snex, on blacks
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<snex> i believe in equality, just not for blacks and women
<snex> oh and jews too

<snex> wouldnt it be nice if all the niggers died

<snex_work> what do you say if you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating?
<snex_work> DROP IT NIGGER

<snex> raping a black girl is a hate crime

<Zarelid> whats a fast way to make money in 3 days?
<snex> robbery
<Zarelid> can't do that
<snex> you can rob a 7-11, youre black

<snex_work> when you apply for a credit card one of the options is "race" and if you mark "african american" you get denied

<snex_work> most confusing day in harlem = fathers day

<snex> black people ruin society
<snex> i asked them nicely to stop but they became violent and robbed me

<snex> i just made an important discovery in sociology
<snex> there is an inverse square law relating criminal activity to the distance between two black people
<snex> c = (c1 * c2) / d^2
<snex> with a constant in there
<snex> its also the reason you can never predict what will happen when more than two black ppl get together
<snex> the three body problem is unsolvable and displays chaos

<snex_work> theres 2 kids in 5th grade, one is white and one is black, which one has the bigger dick?
<KizzoGirl> The black one of course.
<snex_work> whys that
<KizzoGirl> haha
<KizzoGirl> Black guys have big cocks.
<snex_work> no its because hes 17

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<snex> if i worked in a hospital every night i would go to the maternity ward and kill the black babies
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<snex> peanut butter is filled with chemicals to make white women want to have sex with black men

<snex_work> black people are god's poop

<snex> now if all black people were violent criminals (which they are) it would be racist to point that out

<snex> hey what did abe lincoln say when he had a hangover?
<snex> i freed WHO?!

<snex_work> whats the difference between batman and a black guy
<snex_work> batman can go out at night without robin

<snex> did you ever notice how theres never any black people in zelda games?
<snex> i wish i lived in hyrule

<snex> how do you starve a nigger?
<snex> hide his food stamps under his work boots

<snex_work> black ppl making fun of mexicans is like christians making fun of mental retards
<ViewtifulJC> Snex: WORST METAPHOR EVER!
<ViewtifulJC> CONGRATS!
<snex_work> youre right
<snex_work> thats because it wasnt a metaphor

<snex> why cant black people have their own planet far away from ours
<Zarelid> why can't white people?
<snex> this one already is ours
<Zarelid> it was the blacks first
<snex> and we took it fair and square
<Zarelid> not all of it
<snex> every last square inch

<snex> nobody will buy a game with a black guy as the good guy, it isnt realistic

<snex> what did the black kid get for christmas?
<snex> your bike

<snex> did you know that there are black girls named shithead
<snex> its pronounced shi-THAYD
<snex> but its spelled shithead
<RandomPerson> haha
<mofo_(MoF)> wow sucks to be them
<Tizex> that has to be a lie snex
<CunningKitsune> that's pretty random.
<snex> nope its true
<Tizex> unless their parents were crackheads or something
<mofo_(MoF)> or don't know english
<snex> Tizex i already said they were black..
<mofo_(MoF)> omg

<snex_work> theyre good at sports from all the running away from cops

<Eljin> tif im right they started to put that inside of highschools 
<Eljin> the year i left
<snex_work> dropped out huh?
<Eljin> no graduated
<Eljin> bout to go to college in jan
<snex_work> black ppl dont graduate sorry
<Eljin> your wrong on that
<snex_work> you watch too many "hopeful teacher turns ghetto students around" movies

<snex> a black kid puts flour on himself and says "look daddy im white"
<snex> his dad beats the shit out of him and says "now what did you learn?"
<snex> the kid says "ive only been white for 2 minutes and i already hate niggers"

<snex> stds were invented by the government to get rid of blacks and gays

<snex> how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on the bed
<snex> velcro the ceiling

<snex> how do you babysit a black kid
<snex> wet his lips and stick him to the wall

<snex_work> we had one black guy that would talk perfectly when in class or around white people, but when he was around black people he spoke ebonics better than any of them
<WJ> lol
<vidjo> lol
<BikeLee> yeah that's common
<snex_work> im just relaying the facts
<snex_work> then we had some black kids that were just 100% white
<NEO> who is going to use slang around white people like snex
<snex_work> we had a kid that was exactly like carlton from fresh prince
<snex_work> he looked like him, talked like him, and even did that fag dance
<snex_work> yknow with the snapping fingers

<snex> hey mike, you know why ray charles was always smiling?
<snex> cuz he didnt know he was black

<snex_work> seriously tho one time i saw this 8 year old black kid in a public shower
<snex_work> that shit was touchin the ground
<snex_work> do they make special black baby diapers or what
<snex_work> with like a tube in the front

<KenshinHimoura> How come black ppl hate when you call them nigger?
<snex_work> because deep down they know its true

<DragoonCain001> Usher = Rap? Usher = R&B?
<DragoonCain001> ah need ta kn0w
<snex> usher = nigger

<snex_work> im allergic to black ppl
<NEOs56ksucks> oh wow good one
<NEOs56ksucks> <_<
<snex_work> with their jheri curl juice
<snex_work> dont lie neo i saw it in your bag

<snex> check it out, when youre white, white women never cinch their purses when you walk by

<snex_work> i pay taxes so you can get your gubment cheese
<snex_work> fuck that
<snex_work> get a job

<snex> you know what black people invented? murder
<snex> theft
<snex> rape
<snex> basketball

<snex_work> never tell a black person where your money is
<snex_work> unless its "in the bank"
<snex_work> cuz then theyll try to rob the bank and get arrested
<WJ> snex, white ppl rob banks too
<WJ> same with spicks
<snex_work> white ppl SUCCEED at robbing banks

<snex_work> shut up black person the government pays for you

<snex> niggers should stop getting welfare checks
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snex, on child porn
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<snex_work> r@ygold > all

<snex_work> fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
<snex_work> they caught me looking at kiddy porn

<snex_work> ive gotten plenty of nudies from plenty of minors 

<snex> undeveloped boobies = yum

<snex> watching kiddy porn doesnt make you a pedophile

<darkrain> i can't go to jail for downloading kiddie porn in an isolated hub from an isolated person
<snex> cops dont go after video viewers, they go after the filmers
<ross> they go after distributers too
<snex> im not a distributer
<ross> not saying you are
<snex> im a dump
<snex> i dont know about it
<snex> its a virus
<ross> I agree.
<snex> and i also have 5 speaker magnets nearby
<snex> instant drive format

<snex> Apocalypse virgins are more fun to rape

<WJ> child birth is sick
<snex> no its hot
<snex> its like kiddy porn

<snex> have you guys seen the commercial with the asian toddler girl that flashes the camera
<snex> its pretty hot
<D1> ......
<Marissa> ......
<Ragnarok> .....

<snex_work> yeah i watch child porn cuz im into older women
<Faceless_sock> wtf
<Ruler_Of_Melee> omg
<Jasona> ?
<BikeLee> ok...if that made sense..i still lost

<snex> you might even build a career out of it
<snex> have a daughter, fuck her on film, put it online
<darkrain> dude, i could fuck my little sister!
<snex> go for it
<snex> ill film it
<darkrain> awesome
<darkrain> then maybe i can grab the camera and you could pound her a few times
<snex> ok

[Honorable Mention for Best Quote Evar]
<snex> yeah you can jerk off to 8 year olds
<snex> they have clean shaven vaginas, no roast beef flaps
<snex> they have missing teeth, good for bjs
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snex, on hispanics
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<snex_work> christy youre like 18 and you have big tits and youre dating a mexican
<snex_work> you are NOT a virgin

<snex> hispanics do a great service for society by filling the jobs nobody else wants

<snex> mexicans = pork skin eating greasy garbage pickers

<snex_work> has anybody here ever seen a mexican girl that wasnt pregnant?

<snex> who the fuck is juan
<christy> my bf
<snex> youre dating a scummy mexican? wtf
<snex> you know they all beat their women dont you
<christy> he isnt mexican
<christy> he is dominican
<snex> even worse
<christy> lol no its not
<snex> christy dont come crawling to me when he beats the shit out of you (which he will)
<christy> he isnt gonna beat me
<christy> and i wouldnt crawl to u
<snex> he will beat you
<christy> no he wont!
<snex> youll wear sunglasses so nobody will see the black eye
<christy> yeah okay  snex
<christy> u guyz need to stop being so stereotypical
<snex> christy every girl says that. cmon you arent fooling anybody
<christy> snex ur so stereotypical its kinda sad
<christy> ill pray for you
<snex> christy its not a stereotype if its true
<Simna_ibn_Sind> praying4snex=lost cause
<christy> no u say all hispanic people beat their women but its not a proven fact that they all do!
<snex> yes it is
<christy> no its not
<snex> find out who this guy dated before you
<snex> then ask them
<christy> juan hasnt beaten me yet
<snex> give it time

<christy> snex y do u care so much?
<christy> HE IS NOT MEXICAN!
<snex> christy cuz i dont want your face to be all scarred and battered when you blow me
<christy> snex i cant blow u.. ur too small
<snex> christy im bigger than anybody named juan

<snex_work> mexicans are here to pick my tomatoes
<snex_work> and mow my lawn

<snex_work> where do you hide something from a mexican? under the soap

<snex> all mexican women between 16 and 29 are constantly pregnant

<snex> mexican judo = judo know if i got a knife, judo know if i got a gun, judo know how many friends i got around the corner

<snex> mexicans have tiny dicks, thats part of why theyre so insecure
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snex, on defecation
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<snex> any hot girls here that want to poop on me?

<snex_work> i like it when a girl poops on another girls boobs
<snex_work> and rubs it in

<snex_work> have you ever pooped your pants at work
<ross> no
<snex_work> try it
<snex_work> the fun is in not letting anybody find out
<snex_work> its like a challenge

<snex> pooping together is the best way to share intimacy
<snex> what could be more intimate
<MB_Prime> snex...i don't know....HAVING HARDCORE UNPROTECTED VAGINAL SEX?!?!?!
<snex> no because people have sex all the time
<snex> but pooping is always a private matter
<snex> so if a girl can poop on you it means she loves you

<snex_work> hmm ive never shat under water before
<snex_work> i wonder what its like
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snex, on religion
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<snex> praise jaysus!

<snex_work> what i should really do is start an atheist bible study group
<snex_work> but dont tell anybody its for atheists
<snex_work> so when all the christians show up
<snex_work> bam

<snex_work> jesus probably didnt exist
<snex_work> and when i say probably i mean definitely

<snex_work> by using the names of the days of the week, christians admit that they believe in the norse gods

<snex> catholic girls always take it in the ass to preserve their virginity

<snex_work> if your beliefs made any sense at all i wouldnt need to make fun of them

<snex_work> if you pray to jesus he wont listen because you got his name wrong and he thinks youre talking to somebody else

<Inks> I was reading the bible yesterday
<LTLurker> loser
<Inks> it's funny
<Inks> in a way
<snex_work> actually its scary
<snex_work> right at this very moment, an all-powerful deity could be telling some superstitious nut to kill me and take my virgin daughters as war booty

<Luis> the bible is bullshit
<snex_work> read it sometime
<snex_work> its the best way to become an atheist

<snex_work> ban prayer from school!
<snex_work> in fact, lets ban prayer altogether
<snex_work> anybody caught praying gets shot on the spot
<snex_work> no trial

<snex> the bible should be banned from the public for its highly obscene content
<snex> just look at the pornographic description in genesis 38
<snex> or the incest in genesis 19
<snex> is this a book we want our children reading?
<LuigiPlayer> yes
<LuigiPlayer> no

<snex_work> jesus loves little boys

<snex_work> scientologists believe that several hundred million years ago a galactic warlord named xenu took a bunch of "thetans" to earth and slaughtered them
<snex_work> and that you can unlock your hidden powers by ridding yourself of the "thetans" haunting you

<Ruler_Of_Melee> snex how do rainbows form
<snex> rainbows form because god is a fag

<snex> your religious beliefs are incorrect, please abandon them now

<snex> holy shit that sucked
<snex> i think god was punishing me for hating fags

<snex> i heard that when you get an IQ test taken, they ask if you believe in god and if you say yes they automatically deduct 20 points

<snex_work> god hates birth control, but he also hates abortions
<snex_work> whats with this guy

<snex_work> christian girls are the ones that hold their purses tight and cross the street when they see you
<BikeLee> oh damn X_X
<The_Neon-Knight> Actually, they run from you, snex.
<snex_work> no they like me for some gay reason
<snex_work> im like "youre stupid. go away"
<snex_work> "teehee youre so funny snex"

<snex> Jagger stop talking, your religious beliefs are false
<Jagger> what religious beliefs?
<snex> whichever ones you may hold

<snex_work> intelligent design is not science

<WJ> i got to get a drink
<snex_work> most christians need a good strong drink when they come to the realization that their faith is a sham

<snex_work> christians are stupid neon
<snex_work> saying "im christian" is like saying "i ride the short bus"

<snex> the nucleus of an atom is made of protons, which all have positive charge. but positive charges repel each other. therefore it must be jesus holding the nucleus together

<snex_work> the only miracle in modern science is that its still around with all the religious nutcases out there

<snex_work> i think i could take jesus in a fight

<snex> im sorry, im afraid your god doesnt exist

<snex_work> people used to worship god-men that threw lightning bolts down from mountains. thank goodness we have come to our senses and worship a 2000 year old dead carpenter's son

<trepdive> The most powerful position is on your knees, my son.
<snex> thats what the priest tells you when youre an altar boy
<snex> then you get a candy bar

<snex_work> religion is an outdated societal tool
<snex_work> it served its purpose thousands of years ago
<snex_work> time to let go and move on
<grayfox> religion cant be stopped as it will always be there even if you stop things like god...religion means beleive. even if its not beleive in god it will be something. to get rid of religion is to get rid of peoples beliefs. thus making us all the same. thats the only way to stop conflict
<snex_work> religion will be stopped
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snex, on politics
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<someguy> snex who are u going to vote for
<snex> hitler

<blacklightning> what did i miss?
<BushTerror> not much
<snex_work> you missed the nuclear attack on washington dc
<snex_work> it happened 5 minutes ago
<snex_work> turn on the tv geez

<snex_work> if somebody from afghanistan terrorizes america, we not only blow up afghanistan, we blow up the countries next to it too
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snex, on super smash bros melee
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<snex_work> sheik is bottom tier

<snex_work> young link was molested by his priest
<snex_work> all catholic children are molested by their priests
<snex_work> all hylian children too
<VilNess> you sure?
<cats> young link was molested by some light sage for like 7 years
<snex_work> i have video proof

<KM-013> snex
<KM-013> are you going to mlg dc
<snex_work> no
<KM-013> some shitty midwest tourney this weekend then?
<snex_work> yo mama

<snex> diesuperfly sucks
<snex> diesuperfly ties with snex in tournaments

<snex_work> money matching ken is like buying a lottery ticket

<snex_work> money match
<snex_work> $500

<snex> my point is lose to snex = you suck

<NEOs56ksucks> snex seriously why do you lose to joshu
<NEOs56ksucks> he's like really bad
<NEOs56ksucks> lol
<snex_work> luigi is broken thats why

<snex_work> arguing over the best in the uk is like arguing over who gets the table scraps

<snex_work> when i play smash i see everything in slow motion like the matrix

<snex> Quetzalcoatl moast was cancelled
<snex> texas had a terrorist attack
<Quetzalcoatl> ...seriously?
<LuigiPlayer> don't lie snex
<LuigiPlayer> tell the truth
<snex> 8 million died
<snex> it was a nuke
<snex> i felt it here in chicago

<snex_work> fuck smash money match, i wanna have a brawl money match
<snex_work> winner takes the losers wallet off his unconscious body

<TurquoiseYoshi> why do you like jiggs?
<TurquoiseYoshi> easier for mind games?
<snex_work> she takes no skill

<snex> i vote mewtwo for top tier cuz hes so cool

<n/a> hey snex
<n/a> you got any videos of yourself playing?
<snex> i have a video of me playing with myself
<snex> you want that?

<IcecapTheBlueKirby> snex, who do you play as?
<snex> jiggly
<IcecapTheBlueKirby> really? me too
<IcecapTheBlueKirby> any pointers?
<snex> dont get hit by the opponents attacks

<snex_work> tiers dont exist

<snex> mike is full of shit, i won moast

<WJ> snex have you played wes?
<snex> no but i played his sister
<snex> DAYAM

<snex_work> isai told me that he thought you all suck at smash and you should just kill yourselves
<snex_work> i was like "cmon isai thats mean"
<snex_work> and then he said "i dont care"

<almostkorean> hey, so i suck at edgeguarding with sheik
<almostkorean> how do i get better
<snex> jerk off more

<snex> roy is asstastic

<Ijuka> who is the best european Fox player?
<snex> me

<snex_work> i beat ken in a 10 stock match without taking damage
<snex_work> 50 times in a row

<SWFLurker> think about version differences guys +_+
<snex_work> no
<snex_work> ntsc is the only version
<SWFLurker> rofl
<SWFLurker> XD
<snex_work> non-americans dont exist
<snex_work> now im going to go eat apple pie in my pickup truck
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snex, on other Hub users
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<CrashMan> damnit, this popcorn doesn't have enough butter
<snex> BOO HOO
<snex> BETTER POST ABOUT IT ON YOUR LIVEJOURNAL

<CrashMan> ok, where do i sign up without paying, snex?
<snex_work> at www.imafuckingmoron.com

<B> hey snex do you know anything about psychology
<snex> i know youre a closet homosexual

<snex> darkrain is a pillow biter!

<snex_work> the best mk is snes
<snex_work> the rest sux
<aeowyn> i respectfully disagree with your opinion snex
<snex_work> thats just a euphamism for "im wrong dont punish me"

<Yuna-chan> I predict that you shall hear Kone moan for some reason in the middle of the night.
<snex_work> i predict that god hates fags

<snex> you guys put the "gay" in "stupid fucking gay ass faggots"

<snex> aly do you have roast beef flaps?

<snex> omg riddle noobs

<snex> if dope actually saw my dick he would turn gay instantly
<snex> thats how perfect it is

<GamingFreak> what do you use to open .rar files?
<Fast02> winrar
<Krazy> winrar
<luis> winrar
<snex> ROFL HE ASKED HOW TO OPEN A RAR FILE
<snex> GET OFF THE INTERNET

<snex_work> i have a world record for making your mom orgasm the fastest

<snex> Marissa show me your breasts
<Marissa> can I have your virginity if I do so?
<snex> sure
<snex> you can have both of them

<aly> this is hard
<aly> too many numbers
<snex> yes numbers make your head hurt
<snex> go chew some bubblegum
<snex> stupid slut
<aly> yeah

<Drontier> hey guys
<Drontier> what are the requirements for this hub
<chesterr01> don't be stupid
<chesterr01> and don't talk about god
<snex_work> requirement = you must be atheist
<Drontier> whats requiementr
<Drontier> my friend cant join
<snex_work> your friend is obviously not atheist then

<MB_Falco> mmm mike's hard lemonade
<MB_Falco> ^_^
<snex_work> thats a fag drink
<MB_Falco> -_-
<snex_work> youre putting something into your mouth thats called "mikes hard"

<snex> aly will you poop on me please?

<snex_work> you fawkin slawt

<snex> nobody loves you, not even jesus

<snex_work> if you tried to hit me you would wake up in a hospital 3 days later

<snex> Qwester how do you fit your head through doorways

<snex_work> ok faggots whos downloading from me

<snex_work> why you talk about smash so much
<snex_work> talk about why religion is stupid

<fast02> i am i Nialist
<snex_work> no you arent
<snex_work> if i stabbed you in the foot youd scream like a little girl

<MrSilver> we've got 2 Matthijs en 2 Rune's...
<Yuna-chan> Rune is an actual name? :P
<MrSilver> not really
<snex_work> matthijs isnt an actual name either
<MrSilver> Rune's actual name is Roene, which is pronounced almost the same as Rune
<snex_work> what the fuck is that J doing there
<MrSilver> it's Dutch Snex...
<snex_work> no johns
<snex_work> you cant just go putting Js in the middle of words without consequences

<snex_work> dont you hate girls that say "lol" after EVERYTHING
<VilNess> whaz?
<Jesi> NO lol
<Jesi> those girls are so cool 
<Jesi> lOL
<Jesi> ...
<snex_work> its like the word "like"
<Jesi> thats like, totally not true.
<snex_work> yes it is
<Dan_Smith> Jesi says "lol" in persontoo.
<Jesi> like, no it's not.
<snex_work> you use it to mask your inability to articulate
<Jesi> like so? 
<Jesi> lol 
<Jesi> i'm perfectly happy w/ my inability to articulate thank you haha. 
<Jesi> like totally happy ^_^
<snex_work> yes and Dan_Smith is happy with his small weewee

<snex_work> hi PrrettyPrrincess
<snex_work> bra size?
<PrrettyPrrincess> im a guy.....
<snex_work> fag

<snex_work> i bet mike is secretly gay

<snex_work> if youre a girl, send me naked pics of yourself
<Jasona> do I still have to have that sign that says "Hi Snex" in the pic? @snex
<snex_work> yes
<snex_work> and ill know if its fake, cuz ive seen every porn ever made
<Jasona> what about nudist photos, do they count as porn?
<snex_work> yes
<Jasona> how about child porn?
<snex_work> yes
<Jasona> can't fool you then

<Simna_ibn_Sind> snex....i gotta send u this great song called Rasberry Heaven
<snex_work> no
<snex_work> you will not
<Simna_ibn_Sind> but its great u gotta hear it
<snex_work> these are not the droids youre looking for
<Simna_ibn_Sind> these are not the droids im looking for

<snex_work> I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
<snex_work> LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKING NERD FAGGOT COVERED IN ACNE I PLAY STARCRAFT ALL DAY AND GO TO ANIME CONVENTIONS DRESSED LIKE SAILOR MOON

<snex_work> i had sex with the girl you will eventually marry

<snex_work> maybe today ill pwn enough noobs that i can raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1

<ECMS> man, my bandwidth is getting eaten up
<snex_work> bandwidth is not organic matter

<snex_work> mana puts the fag in fag
<snex_work> if you look up fag in the dictionary his picture is there

<BaneFang> damn i only missed one fucking word!
<BaneFang> ARGH!
<BaneFang> i suck at french.
<snex> you suck french guys off?
<snex> sick

<snex> neos gonna whip that shit out in front of the 15 y/o girl and she gonna laugh

<snex> look just touch my poo
<snex> its not gonna kill you

<snex> silence mortal
<SWFLurker> snex help!! someone is talking to me! tell me what to think
<snex> die
<SWFLurker> ITS NOT WORKING!!
<snex> hold your breath

<snex_work> yes, it does make you an idiot
<snex_work> now kindly die

<snex> what would you do for a klondike bar?
<snex> would you.. would you kill a man?
<Milk> would you?
<snex> stfu fag

<snex_work> Marissa send me a pic of you in a bra please
<snex_work> Marissa please
<WJ> awww look at him beg
<snex_work> *tears form*
<WJ> marissa i heard that snex is suffering from a severe illness
<WJ> its probably
<WJ> his dying wish
<snex_work> yeah i will die soon
<Marissa> awww, oh well
<snex_work> they said i have a month
<AnujSuper9> haha
<snex_work> so send

<snex> shut your fucking face
<snex> uncle fucker

<snex> Marissa i cant help but notice that your finger isnt in my butt 
<snex> this upsets me verily 

<FlowinWater17> i just need ma car
<snex_work> just steal one

<snex_work> if you try to kick me you will find yourself flat on your back with a dislocated ankle

<snex_work> east coast = children, criminals, and adults that get grounded

<Marissa> I really like Australia
<Marissa> they don't care about anything there
<snex> actually one of the biggest creationist organizations is based in australia
<Marissa> I guess except the dingo problem
<snex> its called answers in genesis
<Marissa> Australia is the most layed back continent
<snex> nope
<snex> thats the netherlands
<Marissa> then what is? Antarctica?
<Marissa> I said continent fool
<snex> oh continent
<snex> who cares about continents
<snex> nobody
<Marissa> ours sucks
<snex> why? too many mexicans?
<snex> fucking racist
<snex> you sicken me

<ZivilynBane64> somebody name another funny/good smash vid...
<snex> how about "ZivilynBane64 sucks big black cock.avi"

<snex> neo put your sister at the keyboard i wanna ask her something
<NEO> fuck off
<snex> why you tryin to cockblock

<Eljin> god this turkey hoagie taste great
<snex> what the fuck is a hoagie
<snex> its a sub sandwich
<snex> you lil bitch

<snex> breastfeed me Marissa

<KizzoGirl> http://www.redvsblue.com
<snex> red vs blue is for FAGS
<KizzoGirl> Shut your face.
<KizzoGirl> haha
<snex> YOU shut YOUR face
<snex> ill break you like a brick

<Ruler_OF_Melee> if anyone would tell me how i can go from passive to active i would die a happy man..... and they would die a father
<1337> O.o
<snex_work> passive to active is the easiest thing ever
<snex_work> all you do is set the TCP packets to be routed through the IPX node instead of the OOB line
<snex_work> geez

<snex_work> anybody that brings up getting laid on the internet is not getting laid

<JesusFreak> OMFG@ what yoshi can do
<JesusFreak> I need to make sure werewolf never sees this vid <.<
<snex_work> yoshi sucks you suck your whole family sucks
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snex, on vampire ninjas
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<snex_work> im a vampire ninja

<snex> a vampire ninja would destroy the loch ness monster

<TurquoiseYoshi> What are you guysd talking about
<snex_work> he doesnt think vampire ninjas are the toughest beings possible
<snex_work> the only thing that can kill a vampire ninja is another vampire ninja

<Panda_Man> a vanpire ninja would get killed by anythink that could kill a normal vamipre
<snex_work> but 1) you cant hit a vampire ninja in the heart with a stake (unless you are also one)
<snex_work> and 2) youll never get him into the sunlight (unless you are also one)
<Panda_Man> why not?
<snex_work> because hes a fuckin ninja
<Panda_Man> so
<Panda_Man> ninjitsu is just the art of stealth
<snex_work> so a ninja is the toughest thing that isnt undead
<Panda_Man> ROFL
<Panda_Man> snex, just stfu
<Panda_Man> you dont know anything about this topic
<snex_work> you dont know anything about ninjutsu
<Panda_Man> ya, I do
<snex_work> no, you dont
<Panda_Man> ya, i do
<snex_work> because if you did, youd know that ninjas were assassins that killed shoguns
<snex_work> and a shogun is the 2nd most powerful non-undead thing
<Panda_Man> ninjas were trained to kill with one hit before the target knew they were there
<snex_work> wrong again
<snex_work> ninjas were extremely skilled in close combat
<Panda_Man> BULLSHIT
<snex_work> and long range combat
<Panda_Man> YOU ARE A NINJA N00B

<snex_work> vampire ninjas > all

<snex_work> the only real question is who would win, a regular vampire or a regular ninja
<snex_work> and if the vampire won, wouldnt he just create a vampire ninja that would kick his ass?

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snex, on jesi
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<snex> omg jesi touch my glans please

<snex> i want to eat jesis fish taco

<snex> jesi will you stick your finger up my butt please?

<snex> jesi does your pussy look like roast beef?

<snex> jesi ignoring me only makes me stalk you like a psycho until i get thrown in jail, and i havent been thrown in jail yet...
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snex, on nudies
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<snex> marissa send nudies

<snex> jesi send nudies

<snex> jasona send nudies

<snex> Razii_Jinx send me naughty pictures of yourself please

<snex> send nudies
<Marissa> why?
<snex> because it would be nice
<Marissa> aww
<Marissa> I think I'd rather go do homework
<snex> loser

<snex> im just gonna make a program that IMs Marissa every 10 minutes asking for nudies

<snex> jesi look at it this way, you can either send me nudies or i can film you in the shower without you knowing
<snex> but either way imma get what i want

<BloodOfTheFallen> What's with you guys? You could have naked pictures of lots of other girls that you'll never get with. Why this one?
<snex_work> fool
<snex_work> nudies of a girl you can talk to > nudies of a girl you cant
<snex_work> everybody knows that

<snex> when i take over the galaxy all the girls that refused to give me nudies will be tortured

snex_work> why are girls so opposed to sending nudies? its just skin
<Jesi> i'm not really opposed to it.
<snex_work> then whats the holdup
<VilNess> snex= do you sned nudies to girls?
<VilNess> sned
<snex_work> VilNess of course, even when they dont want them
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snex, on gays
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<snex> i say we take all the homosexuals and put them on greenland or something
<snex> let them have it
<SWFLurker> aren't they already... there?
<snex> no theyre everywhere
<miyuu> no their stuck in france

<DK> snex: got a hl2 save game?
<snex_work> no die
<DK> whyy?
<snex_work> i would murder you for a sandwich
<DK> that's naughty
<DK> yer version of hl2 working?
<snex_work> i dont like homosexuals
<snex_work> they dont deserve rights
<DK> that's relevant.
<snex_work> stop forcing your homosexual agenda down everyones throat

<snex> being gay is worse than being black because gay people are gay by choice

<Yuna> Kone is mine! Mine! *mutters* Now somebody give me candid Kone pics!
<snex_work> kone is a fairy, why arent you attracted to men without girly lisps
<snex_work> youre one of those fake fags that only does it for the attention
<snex_work> a real fag would like lumberjacks or something

<snex_work> the nice thing about fags is that they die

<snex_work> i disagree with the 1st place prize of gay anal sex
<snex_work> i think it should be money
<snex_work> but hey call me old fashioned

<snex> even maintaining an erection in the same room as a naked man makes you gay
<snex> doesnt matter if you dont touch
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snex, on sweden
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<snex_work> every crime in the world can be attributed either to blacks or to swedes

<snex_work> isnt snow one of swedens major exports

<Emacee> I got a knife and a lighter when I went to sweden
<snex_work> i got syphilis when i went to sweden
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other bits of wisdom
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<snex> baseball no make sense, how can man with 4 balls walk?

<snex> halo 2 spoiler: it sucks

<snex_work> but zangief was top tier in like sf5aqz^2, one of the ones nobody played

<snex_work> no ive seen a vid where a horse was fucking a guy in the ass
<NEO> LMFAO
<snex_work> the horse was pumping hard too
<snex_work> and the guy is screaming
<snex_work> then the horse pulls out and it makes a popping noise
<snex_work> like in that song lollipop
<snex_work> somebody should take that video and put the lollipop song over it and when the horse pulls out let the actual sound go
<snex_work> in fact i think ill do it
<snex_work> and share it as "ken fox vs cjack sheik"

<snex> whats the point of taking a long time to fuck like they do in porno
<snex> just do your shit and go to sleep wtf

<snex> do you know why "gackt" rhymes with "lower intestinal tract?" its because theyre both full of shit

<snex_work> music that i dont listen to has a 98% chance of sucking
<snex_work> of course thats just music in general, once you give it a genre like "jap rock" the odds go up

<wang> tabbing is inserting tabs
<snex> tabbing is when i shit on your mom and then rub it in with my nutsack
<wang> or that

<snex_work> i will die of a heart attack when im 150 while having sex with 3 16 year old asian girls
<snex_work> the oracle has spoken
<The_Neon-Knight> You can't get have sex after, like, 60.
<snex_work> the oracle has spoken!

<snex> i heard they caught chudat and helen naked in her room
<snex> and ken beat him up with a baseball bat

<snex_work> 0.9999... = 1
<snex_work> accept it

<Smashbot> The topic has been changed by WJ to: INTERNET TRASH TALK
<snex> The topic has been changed by snex to: kill all niggers

<Simna_ibn_Sind> i love my new sig: The eggs come from real chickens; the cheese comes from real cows; the sausages come from Jimmy Dean.
<snex> jimmy dean is a true american hero and i wont stand for you slandering him

<Yuna> The weirdest thing: My dreams are in English >>
<snex> why wouldnt they be
<Yuna> Because it's not my native tongue?
<snex> yes it is
<snex> everybody in the world speaks english
<snex> no other languages exist

<snex> who do you want to win the superbowl
<Aerogamer> Eagles
<snex> WRONG
<Aerogamer> RIGHT
<Aerogamer> there gonna win
<snex> the answer is "i dont care because pro football is for fags"
<Aerogamer> patriots are gay
<snex> the correct answer is "i dont care because pro football is for fags"
<Aerogamer> ok
<Krazy> thats the snex answer
<Aerogamer> ha
<snex> i also would have accepted "who cares as long as we see titties during the half time show"

<snex> evolution is false

<snex> emo is crybaby music where the lead singer has a high pitched whiny voice and he cries about not getting dates to the 8th grade dance

<snex_work> well you see that garbage in your trash can?
<Ruler_Of_Melee> yes
<snex_work> it has about as much use as opera

<snex> geo the fbi came to my house with a warrant today
<Geo> snex
<Geo> die
<snex> i killed the two agents and buried them in the yard

<Marissa> snex has to have nice arms, he breaks bricks
<snex> anybody can break a brick
<Marissa> even a 40 pound 6 year old?
<snex> yes
<Marissa> okay tell me how
<snex> you just hit it

<snex> there are no white bashing jokes, because whites are perfect

<snex_work> mmorpgs actually hold online wedding ceremonies where characters get married
<snex_work> and you gotta pay for them
<snex_work> i wonder if they allow same-sex character marriages
<KenshinHimoura> Yeah
<KenshinHimoura> In some games they do.
<snex_work> fuckin homos

<snex> clowns are kinda scary
<Trepdive> dude one time in study hall at school i fell asleep and dreamed i was being chased on foot by a circus clown with a shotgun
<Trepdive> i woke up and fucking screamed, loud
<Trepdive> i screamed "FUCK!!!!"
<luis> :/
<snex> wow what a homo
<Trepdive> and got suspended for like a day
<snex> i hope everybody made fun of you so bad that you had to transfer schools
<snex> but when you transferred they all knew who you were anyway
<snex> and still made fun of you
<Trepdive> story of my life snex :((
<snex> and then you brought a gun to school and killed everybody
<Trepdive> im getting there
<snex> www.pwned.nl

<snex_work> the only language is english, everything else is just gibberish
<Marthyboy> then whats it there for?
<snex_work> i dunno, but have you ever watched people converse in a different language
<snex_work> theyre just saying random sounds
<snex_work> they talk so fast that nobody could possibly understand it

<snex_work> and the video card... wtf
<snex_work> when they say "64 mb" they really mean "generic piece of shit that wont run games at full resolution"

<snex> Marissa did your grandparents grab your boobs

<snex> when is white history month
<NEOs56ksucks> every month
<snex> bullshit
<NEOs56ksucks> fuck you
<snex> every month is "everyone" month
<NEOs56ksucks> <_<
<snex> theres no month for whites only
<NEOs56ksucks> yeah cuz you learn white history everyday in high school
<snex> no we learn just plain history
<NEOs56ksucks> plain history = white history
<snex> hey thats not our fault
<NEOs56ksucks> okay well there's your white history
<NEOs56ksucks> done
<snex> and not true either, we learn about arabia
<snex> india
<snex> china
<snex> etc
<snex> during white history month, slavery would not be mentioned
<snex> i guarantee african countries where the majority is black dont have white history month
<NEOs56ksucks> oh no!
<snex> its time for reform
<NEOs56ksucks> rofl snex you know your full of shit
<snex> give whites affirmative action there
<snex> i say we do a million man march in nairobi
<Geo> i think the world is fine like it is snex
<Geo> no white history month for you
<snex> stfu
<snex> racist

<snex_work> the perfect computer would just cook bacon all day

<snex> you could eat an octocock?

<snex_work> opera is secure because it cant parse things correctly anyway
<snex_work> the first time i tried opera it took like 6 billion years to get flash or java to work
<snex_work> i mean thats older than the earth. times like that are unacceptable

<snex_work> do you think german mothers used to tell their children "why cant you be more like hitler?"

<snex> have you ever peed off an overpass?
<ross> snex no
<ross> but I have strongly considered dropping from one before
<snex> why not
<ross> and somebody I know dropped a moderately sized rock from one, but I don't remember who
<snex> if you get a guy in a convertible its 100 points

<snex> shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark

<snex_work> the holocaust never happened

<snex_work> what the fuck controversy
<snex_work> the only controversy caused by eminem is "stop listening to him or youre grounded"

<snex_work> isnt france that country that got their asses kicked in every war theyve ever (not) fought?

<snex> its true SWFLurker
<snex> the holocaust never happened
<SWFLurker> rofl
<snex> its jewish agenda propaganda
<snex> the jews control hollywood

<Alzoz> remeber i have windows ME
<snex> windows me rofl
<snex> might as well have a mac
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 Special Quotes
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<smashbot> snex is a cockgoblin

<ross> I think nozex is just a bot that pastes random snex lines.

<Zarelid> nah I onyl prove how dumb I am by continuing talking to the God of dumbness

<Apocalypse> I had sex with your future husband, snex.

<Nozex> 007-373-5963
<snex_work> what the fuck is that
<snex_work> 007 isnt a valid area code
<Nozex> that's the password to fight Mike Tyson
<Nozex> n00b
<ross> HAHA
<snex_work> mike tyson is a homosexual

<SWFLurker> i think usea is right
<SWFLurker> nozex really is just a bot
<SWFLurker> that takes random snex quotes

<MikeMan445> snex is so smart
<MikeMan445> man
<MikeMan445> i wish i could be like him

<KonkeyDong> you quickly slip off my boxer briefs, only to find the dark impressive manhood that defines me flopping back and forth like a palm tree on a windy day

<Sephirothken> ya snex wouldnt even do her
<BloodOfTheFallen> Snap pop wtf?
<WJ> but ive heard stories
<WJ> O_O
<Sephirothken> and if the SNEx thinks shes nasty
<WJ> serious?
<WJ> snex?
<WJ> whoa
<Sephirothken> you gotta know something wrong with the chick


<Aftermath> marissa, dl snexy from my files
<Marissa> k
<Marissa> all I see is snex with a mullet o_o hahahahaha
<Marissa> what a weird ass
<WJ> HAHHA SNEX WITH A MULLET
<Marissa> Does snex have fucked up teeth?
<Marissa> aww and he's got a looney tunes shirt on
<Marissa> with garfield in the back
<Aftermath> loll
<Marissa> ...is he gay?
<Aftermath> i have no idea
<Aftermath> i bet he was sexually abused as a child though
<Marissa> humans can't dress any worse than that
<Aftermath> lol

<Marissa> snex do you like Garfield?
<snex_work> the president?
<Marissa> the cat!
<snex_work> james garfield was a cat?
<snex_work> how did he ever get elected
<Marissa> Garfield the comic cat not the freaking president
<snex_work> why would you ask me that
<Marissa> Because in that one picture
<Marissa> there's a garfield thing hanging on the wall
<snex_work> what picture
<The_Neon-Knight> THE picture!
<Marissa> you with a mullet
<Marissa> and you have the looney toons shirt on
<snex_work> thats not me
<snex_work> i dunno who that is
<Marissa> it says snex with a mullet
<snex_work> yeah but thats not me
<Marissa> so it's just someone who looks alot like you?
<snex_work> yeah
<snex_work> or a photoshop
<Marissa> so it's your face?
<snex_work> but i dunno where a pic of my face in that orientation exists
<Marissa> wow
<Marissa> and what's with the picture of you on a girl's face?
<snex_work> huh?
<Marissa> someone had them shared
<Marissa> it was like a picture of a girl, and someone put snex's face over hers
<snex_work> how clever

<short_hop_blaster> OMG snex your mullet is cool
<short_hop_blaster> snex
<short_hop_blaster> nice mullet
<VilNess> what someone else has a MULLET here besides me???
<snex_work> i dont have a mullet
<snex_work> nor have i ever

<snex_work> do you people save quote files of the stuff i say
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