::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Snow White and the Seven Gremlins ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Written by Jen (nekosama03@hotmail.com) Disclaimer: I don't own/know these jrockers.... no connections, I only own myself and the weirdness that is to soon follow.... XD Comments: Um... If you've ever read the fic, "Shinyarella," that was partially my inspiration for this. My summer rps with Sam kinda shaped some of these characters, plus the rp with Shei. Thanks to Kassie for ideas and spreading the TMR love. ^^ I had just watched his "Wild Rush" pv before writing this.. hence his... "kawaii little monkey" personality ^^;; Also, thanks to Ian for helping me find my typos and suggesting the poo thing.... xD And thanks for Greg for giving me the idea for Mana's final demise.. xDDDD ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: CAST: Gremlins (in order of authority/visciousness): Kyo from Dir en Grey - Leader-sama! Daisuke from Kagerou Ruki from Gazette Yomi from Nightmare Ryo from Baroque Takanori (TMR) Ren from GacktJob Snow White: Shinya from Dir en Grey Evil Queen/Witch: Mana Prince: Die from Dir en Grey Gremlin's Maids/slaves: Toshiya from Dir en Grey, Miyavi Neighboring Kings: Gackt, Yoshiki Queen's Slave/Bitch: Hyde from L'arc en Ciel Castle guard: Sugizo ex Luna Sea Narrator: Kaoru from Dir en Grey Jrock Mistress #1: Jen-chan Jrock Mistress #2: Shei-sama Jrock Mistress #3: Sam-chan ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Jen: Hello and welcome to Jrock theatre! Where you lucky readers get to see our lovely jrockers reinact classic fairy tales! *evil laughter* ^^ Jrockers: *cower* o___O;;; Shei: And we all know what happens if they refuse..... *pats the whip at her side* ^^ Sam: And we also know what will happen if they play along like good little jrockers.... *hentai grin* ^^ Die: Now that's what I'm talking about ^^ Kaoru: *smacks* Shut up moron! Don't draw any extra attention to us! ><; Mana: ..... Kyo: You know they're gonna make us act like idiots anyways, I don't see what the big deal is Kaoru.... Totchi: I love theatre!!!!! ^^ <3<3<3 Shinya: ... -__-; Miyavi: Me tooooooo~ ^o^! Shinya: ... -__-;;;;;;;; Sugizo: *siiiigh* Gackt: *looks around uncomfortably* How come You-kun and Masa-chan don't have to be tortured with the rest of us, ne? Ren: I don't see why *I* have to be here... T__T Yoshiki: Erm, guys, what's with all the midgets...? *points over towards the gathering to the side* Ryo: I AM NOT A MIDGET DAMMIT!!!!!!! ><; Daisuke: *Crazy menacing glare at Yoshiki* What was that blondie..? Ruki: *growl* Jen: *cuts in* ^^; eh-HEM, before Yoshiki gets mauled to death by vicious blond boys, let me get back to the point. Today, our story is going to be entitled "Snow White and the Seven Gremlins" obviously a take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs... Gackt: HA! Now I see why all the little guys are here ^^ Ren:..... I hope you're not referring to me as one of those seven.... *looks over anxiously at the other 6, the only ones shorter than him* dammit... -___-; Kyo: At least Gremlins aren't Kawaii ^^ Ren: but WAIT! *points at Hyde who was hidden on the other side* He's shorter than me!!!!! Hyde: Shut up! I'm not short! *does a mighty pose* ^____^ Jen: riiiiiiight.... -_____-;; lets just say we have a special part for dear Hyde, and believe me, you'd be happier as a gremlin... Ren: BUT... *whine* Jen: URUSAI!!!! ><; Ren: *whimper* Hyde: NYA *sticks his tongue out at Ren* ^^ Ren: ;____; Shei: Anyways, we have your scripts here, and we need you all to look over them before we begin. *grumbling from all jrockers* Toshiya: *raises his hand* I can't read!! ^o^/ Jen+Shei+Sam: -____-; Miyavi: I will help you Totchi-chaaan ^___^ *cuddles* <3 Jen: ehh... *pries them apart* You guys need to study your scripts, not screw each other senseless...^__^;;; Toshiya+Miyavi: *pout* T_____T Sam: Hehe, yes, and anyways, Kaoru-sama has the esteemed honor of being the Narrator for today!! ^^ Die: *cries* no fair!!! T___T Kaoru: FUCK YEAH!!!!! *hops up and down like an idiot* Oi, Totchi-kun, I'll help you with your script ^________^ Toshiya: Thank yuuuuuu~ Kaoru-samaaaaa~ *frolics over and glomps him* <3 ^///^ Kyo: *eats his script* buuuurp~ Shinya: -____-;;; Takanori: o.o;; *watches Kyo and follows suite* buuuUUUuuuuUUuUuuuUUUuUUuUrp~ ^__^ Yoshiki: *claps* I give that at LEAST an 8 and a half! ^^ Sugizo: No no! I think its worthy of a NINE!!! ^^ Mana: ........ Kyo: Hmmmph *sits in the corner* Takanori: o.o *follows Kyo and sits next to him in the corner* Hmmph! ^__^ Kyo: Get the fuck away from me you little freak! *snarl* Takanori: ^o^ *makes little growly sounds back at him* Kyo: .............. *stares* o.O; Ren: *clings to Jen* don't make me do this, please please PLEEEAAAAASSSEEEE! ;_____; Jen: *irritated* I already told you, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, its decided, so just play along and and get it over with... *rolls her eyes* Ren: *whimpers and dribbles all over her shoulders* booohooooo ;_____; Jen: -___-;; Gackt: This is stupid. Everyone here with the exception of myself is stupid. I'm LEAVING! ><; *starts walking around, looking for a door, but can't seem to spot one* o.O; wtf? *spins in a circle and falls on his ass* Where's the damn door?! Shei: Haha! there IS no door, not until you guys have gone through the entire play for us. ^___^ Gackt: But... but... how... is that possible?! Shei: You should know by now that the three of us are THAT DAMN GOOD. ^_______^ *the three girls start cackling evilly* Gackt: *scared* o____o;; Miyavi: SOB! *he is so scared he starts to cry* ;________; Toshiya: *starts crying too* booohoooooo~ *glomps onto Miyavi* They're so scary~ We're all gonna DIEEEEEE!!!! ;____; Sam: *goes over and slaps Toshiya and Miyavi* Shut up and act like men goddammit! ><; Miyavi+Toshiya: *whimper and cling to each other* ;______; Ren: *is still crying* I want my mooommmyyyy *wail* Shinya: *twitches visibly* -____-;;; Mana: ...... Sam: *rolls her eyes and goes back to Jen and Shei* Takanori: *has inched himself into Kyo's lap* ^____^ <3<3<3 Kyo: *speechless* o.o; Takanori: *rubrubrub* purrrrrr ^____^ Kyo: eeee... *his stomach flutters* -///-; Yomi: *points and snickers* XD! Kyo: *growls* shut up! >///<;; Yomi: ^^ *starts singing* Kyooo and Takaaa-chan sitting in a tree... Ruki: K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ^o^ *the rest of the gremlins, plus Die, Toshiya, and Miyavi pick up singing* First comes looooove, then comes marriage... Kyo: ROAR! *jumps up hissing and spitting* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!@! ><; Takanori: eee? o.o; *falls on the ground whimpering* ;____; Kyo: *nosebleed* -///////-;;;;; Gremlins: Then comes Kyo junior in a baaby carriage! *mad snickering and pointing* Kyo: >////<;; *cuddles poor Takanori despite his wishes to rip the others to shreds, then puke on them* Takanori: puuUuuUUuuuuuuuUUUrrrRRR <3<3<3<3<3<3 *clings* ^///^ Jen: OKAY NOW! *cuts in before Kyo can be provoked to violence* ^^;; I think we're ready to start, ne? Kaoru is the only one with any hard lines, and he can read from the script, so I think... *in her best Kyogrish* ...ITS A SHOOOOOOWTIIIIME! XD! Shei+Sam: *smile and nod* ^^ *the Jrockers all sigh, and grudgingly move into position* ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Kaoru: *smile* Long, long ago, in a gala-i mean... kingdom far away, there lived Queen Mana, ruler of the free world. Mana: *comes out in a pretty gown with a crown* ........*glare* Kaoru: And she.. I mean he... ^^; .. was obsessed with beauty. His subjects weren't even aware of the fact that Queen Mana was actually ... a MAN. In order to make sure no one ever found out the truth, Mana HAD to make sure that he was the most beautiful in all the land, and he checked this every day with his special beauty sensing slave, Hyde. Hyde: *is chained to the wall and clad sexily in bondage gear and blindfold* booohooo~ I'm so miserable.... ;____; *writhes sensually* Mana: *walks up and primps before the boy* Sexy slave on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? ^^ Hyde: *smirks* I am Queen Mana! Mana: -_______-;;; What have I said about this, BITCH! *he reaches for his crop and beats the hell out of Hyde* Hyde: *whimper* X____x Mana: ahem... I'll try this again... Sexy slave on the wall... who REALLY is the fairest one of all? *trails the crop threateningly along his neck* Hyde: *gulp* Y-You are Queen Mana.... Mana: *smile* of course... *floats out of the room* ^^ Kaoru: Queen Mana also had a son, from one of the village whores, but he never let that leak out, and instead passed the child off as his own that he gave birth to... *snicker* Prince Die, being of common blood, wasn't very intelligent, and Mana found it quite easy to keep him in the dark about all the evil plans he concocted. Die: Hi Mom!! ^_____^ *runs and glomps Mana* Mana: ......... *tenses up* ........... Die: Why don't you ever spend time with me? Why don't you pay attention to me? Why won't you let me leave the castle? *whinewhine* T________T Mana: *holds out a plate of cookies* um.. want a cookie dearest son? -.-; Die: OOOH COOKIE!!!! *___* *he grabs the plate and scarfs them all, then hits the ground, dead asleep* Mana: *walks away muttering* thank the gods for my pharmaceutical skills.... Kaoru: Hehehe *points at Die and laughs* XD! Anyways, meanwhile, in the outskirts of the free world, there lived a young boy named Shinya, but he was so pretty, everyone thought he was a girl, and they nicknamed him Snow White, for his beautiful pale skin. Shinya enjoyed picking flowers, frolicking in big pretty fields, and talking to wild animals. Shinya: *stands blankly in a big field, holding flowers as random deer and squirrels and butterflies dance around him* oi....... -______-;;;; Kaoru: Shinya's parents were dead, but the people of his area hoped with his beauty, he might be able to marry one of the neighboring Kings, Yoshiki or Gackt, and bring prosperity to their little village. While Shinya protested this publicly, he secretly DID have a crush on King Yoshiki... Shinya: *curls up on his bed with a nekkid photo of Yoshiki* oh... Yoshiki-sama... *breathy sigh* you are the sexiest creature on this earth... *_____* Kaoru: *disturbed* o.O;;; um.. yeah.. but seeing as how Shinya was still a child, his beauty wasn't able to be sensed by Hyde, cause Hyde, unlike King Yoshiki, was NOT a pedophile... XD! But when Shinya's 18th birthday arrived, Queen Mana was in for a surprise.... Mana: *strolls into Hyde's room* ^^ Sexy slave, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? Hyde: ^^ I-- Mana: *BITCH SLAP* DON'T EVEN BOTHER SAYING IT DAMMIT!!!! >o<;; Hyde: *cries* owwwwwww ;_______; Mana: Anyways... Sexy slave on the wall, who REALLY is the fairest one of all? Hyde: *twitch* Snow White of the outskirts is, Queen Mana... Mana: NAAAAAAAaaAAAaAAaaAAANI????????? o.o;;;;;;;;; *grabs his whip and starts slashing at Hyde* SPEAK THE TRUTH BOY!!!! ><;; Hyde: *whimperwhimper* You are!! You are Queen Mana!!!! ;________; Mana: *huff* that's better.... *walks out of the room* Kaoru: Mana appeared to be satisfied with his slave's answer on the outside, but inside, it bothered him. Who was this Snow White? And how could a mere common girl be more beautiful than HIM? The QUEEN? He seethed inwardly, and finally settled on a plan of action to take out this Snow White.... Mana: Die-kuuuuun~ Where are you my dear son? ^^ Die: MOMMY! YOU DO LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!! ^________^ *runs and would glomp, but a random guard, aka Sugizo, blocks his way with his sword* oooooph... T_____T Mana: Deary, I have a surprise for you! ^^ Die: Really? Really? *bounces up and down with excitement, his eyes shining* *_____* Mana: Yes... I'm going to allow you to leave the castle... I have an errand I'd like you to run for me.... Die: Yeah? Yeah? *bouncebounce* *____________________* Mana: Yes... there is a nasty evil girl that you need to punish for Mommy ^^ Die: EEWWW GIRL! *makes gagging sounds* Mana: Yes dear, and I will let you borrow Mommy's SHARP sword to do it... Just be sure to keep it away from your own body -.-;;; Die: OKAYOKAY!!!! *__________* I'll go chop the nasty girl! Mana: Good boy, and this guard here *points at Sugizo* will go with you, to ensure your safety ^^; Die: OKAY! *glomps Sugizo* You're my new friend ^___________^ Sugizo: o.O; Mana: so go do it son, I BELIEVE IN YOU! T_T Die: EEEEEEEEE~ *he takes off running with the sharp sword* Mana: err... son.... Die: *trips and falls, stabbing his own leg* WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT HURTS! *flailflail* ;________________; Mana: ......... -____-;; Kaoru: So... a few weeks later, when Prince Die's leg had healed, guard Sugizo took him to the outskirts, the sword kept safely locked in its sheath... Die: Are we there yet? ^o^ Sugizo: no... Die: Are we there yet? ^______^ Sugizo: NO. But we will be shortly Prince Die.... -_____-;; Die: Are we there yet? ^_______________________^ *bouncebounce* Sugizo: .... oi.... ><;; Kaoru: And meanwhile, Shinya was doing his daily frolicking in the fields. *snickers and points at Shinya* XD Shinya: *GLARE* Kaoru: *continues to laugh* AHAHHAHAH! XDDD! BONK *a large rock hits him square in the eye* AAAAIIIIIIEEEE! o______x Shinya: *another rock in hand....* GrrrrrRRRRrrRRRR...... Sam: *runs out and grabs it away from him* ehehehe... ^^;;; That's enough boys, lets just get on with the story, shall we? neeeee? Shinya: *snarl* FINE Kaoru: -____x;;; fine... *sniffle* Shinya: *stands in field* >___<;; Die: *spots him and runs up* HI!!! ^___________^ Shinya: o.O;; Hello...? Die: *blush* you are sooooo prettttyy... ^///^ Shinya: -____-;; uh... thanks? ... Is there something you need....? ^^; Sugizo: *looking ragged and worn out* We're looking for a girl named Snow white.... would you happen to know where we could find this young lady? -________________- Shinya: *irritated* NO! I do NOT know where this GIRL is! ><; Die: *stupid grin* can I get YOUR name then, darling? ^_______^ Shinya: -________________-;;;;;;;;;; my.... my name is Shinya...... Sugizo: C'mon Prince Die, we must get going and continue our search... Die: *winks at Shinya and starts to walk off, only to trip over his own feet and re-impale his leg with his sword somehow* AAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN! *sobsob* ;____________________________________; Shinya: *stare* o.o; Sugizo: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* -_________________-;; Kaoru: So... Prince Die spent another couple weeks in the village, letting his leg heal once again, and during this period, poor Sugizo, bored out of his mind, talked to several of the people in the village to discover that Snow White's REAL name, was none other than SHINYA, the very same pretty girl they had met the other day... Sugizo: *grumblegrumble* stupid fucking prince... *mumble* gonna murder HIM before this is through...... Die: *GAAAAAAaaAaaaaAaaAaaSP* you mean... that pretty girl... I have to chop HER???? *spits his wine all over Sugizo in shock* o.o Sugizo: *dripping and seething* YES, and you can do it ALONE, you IDIOT. I..... QUIIIIIT. *stomps off* ><; Die: o.o;;;;;;; *silence* Kaoru: Hehe, it took poor Prince Die about 3 days to process that his guard had left him, and somehow, at the end of that time, as he wandered around the village, lost and alone, he managed to run into Shinya again... Shinya: *frolics among flowers* lalaala~ -_____-;;; Die: *Gasp* Its you! o.o Shinya: *groan* you're still alive..? XD Die: *points* LIAR!! You are Snow White!!! O____O! Shinya: uh.. yeah.. you're right... -____-;; Die: I'm supposed to chop you... ;______; Shinya: oh.... kay.... Die: BUT YOU ARE TOO PRETTY >///<;;; *sobsob* I'm sorry MOMMY! Shinya: ...........o.O; Die: *sniffle* ;____; just run away or something, cause nothing can happen to MY Shin-chan *glomps and wails* Shinya: ><;; *TWITCH* sure... whatever... *shoves Die back and runs away* Die: *falls back and manages to stab his ass with the sword* YELP~ ;__________________; ShIIIIIIIIIIIiIiIiIiINYAAAAAAaa~ Come baaaaaaack~ *runs flailing into the woods* Kaoru: >_>;;; Um... yeah.. anyways, After several months, Queen Mana had still not heard from his son, or the guard Sugizo. Hyde had also stopped talking about that damned Snow White, so he just assumed that his son HAD succeeded, he just fell in the line of duty... Mana: *laughs* I'm finally free of that retard! ^_______________ ^*skips around merrily* NOW, i can focus on my true destiny.... Marrying King Gackt and adding his un-free lands to my territory! Muahahaha *pulls out a photo of nekkid Gackt* oh.. Gaku-chan.. you are the sexiest creature EVER *swoon* <3<3<3 Kaoru: *even more disturbed* o.O;;;; uhhh.... meanwhile... In the Un-Free world, King Yoshiki was taking a walk through the twisted and dark woods of his kingdom... Yoshiki: *whistles to himself* hmmmm... what a beautiful day it is today... I wonder if my lovelies are out... *giggle* Kaoru: Yoshiki was approaching the darkest part of the woods, where legend said seven evil gremlins resided. None of the villagers would EVER venture anywhere near this area... Yoshiki: *nears a little stream* ohohooo~ It looks like they are! ^________^ *hides in some bushes* Miyavi: *naked and bathing in the stream* Toooooootchiiii~ I need to you to come heeeeelp meeee~ *whine* I can't reaaaach~ T___T Toshiya: Coming Miya deeeaaar~ ^_________^ *runs and cannonballs naked next to him* Miyavi: >///<; *sputters with the water in his face* koffkoff Toshiya: *nosebleed* ooohhhhhh... Miyaaaaaa... o///o *attacks* <3<3<3 Yoshiki: *watches like the old hentai he is, and steals their panties* ^//////////^ eeheehheehee Kaoru: -___-;;;;;;;;; Yes, Yoshiki, wandering in the woods one day, had discovered this pretty little stream, and the two even prettier boys that came to bathe in it, and had made it a weekly habit to come by and watch them... err... play... ^^; He had never seen any of those supposed "gremlins" and he assumed that if they even DID exist, they would probably never dare to show themselves to KING YOSHIKI! XD! Miyavi: ohhhhh... *moan* Totchiiiii~ ^///^ Toshiya: mmmm... Miya.... you're such a sexy bitch *slap* ^///^ Yoshiki: *nosebleed* eheheheeee *watches* o//////////o Kyo: *out of nowhere* OI BASTARD *SMACK* Yoshiki: *falls over in shock* x__x Miyavi: *jumps* ehhhh? o///o; *crosses his arms over his chest like a woman* Toshiya: We don't need to stop now Miyaaa-kuuunnn~ *purrrrr* Miyavi: *whimperwhimper* but I'm too shyyyyy~ *buries his face in his hands* Kyo: *growls at the two naked boys* GET BACK TO THE HOUSE NOW! ><; Toshiya+Miyavi: o-okaaaayyy, Kyo-sama... T_____T *they run away, trying to dress in the process* Kyo: sigh~ *stares at unconcious Yoshiki* what a fucking moron... I think we should eat him. Takanori: *skips up behind Kyo and glomps him* purrrrrr ^_________^ Kyo: *sighs again and tries to pry the clingy boy off* -_____-; Ryo: *pops up in the clearing* o.O; Is that the King...? Yoshiki..? *points at him* Kyo: Like I would fucking know!! *growl* >_____<; He trespassed in OUR territory and was spying on OUR slaves, I think he should be tonight's dinner. Ruki: *struts into the clearing, the remaining gremlins following him* Neee... Or we can rip his head off first and send it back to his castle! *Starts to drool at the thought* <3 Ren: ;____; but.. the people... will be ... mad... Kyo: ><; We should just call you fucking PUSSY gremlin *growl* Ren: boohoo~ Takanori: ^_______^ *is still clinging onto Kyo's back* Yomi: Or maybe we can peel his skin off and send him back to them, still alive! *____* Daisuke: *shiver of pleasure* ohohohohooo~ *starts gnawing his own arm* Ryo: *sigh* Or.... we can send him back... then maybe he'll bring a mob of angry people back to kill us, and we can do ALL of those things to them ^________^ *murmurs of agreement* Kyo: Okay! Its decided! *smacks Yoshiki* Yoshiki: *snaps awake with a girlish shriek* n..... nani? o.o;;;;; *he looks around to see several threatening faces, a weepy one, and the kawaiiest face he's ever seen* o.O;;; *shivers* Kyo: *sneers at him* This is the home of the GREMLINS, dare to return and we'll eat you for our DINNER! *evil psycho giggle* Ruki: and send your poofy blond head back to your subjects! >D Yomi: and PEEL YOUR SKIN from your body first... while you're still alive.. Daisuke: and use your blood to paint the walls of our house.. *licks his lips* Ryo: And use your skeleten as a scarecrow in our yard! >D! Ren: ..... *sniffle* ;_____; Kyo: -_________-;;; Takanori! EEEEE~ ^o^ *flings poo at Yoshiki's face from his position still on Kyo's back* Yoshiki: *whimpers and tears slide down his poo-covered face* I.. I'm sorry.. please... just don't kill me... I'm too sexy to die... *sob* ;_____; Kyo: *twitches and wants to just rip his head off now* grrRrRrrrrrRRrrrr.... Kaoru: o.O; Anyways, King Yoshiki was fortunate enough to escape the forest of the Gremlins with only a few bites and scratches, and a few tufts of hair missing. He returned to his castle to plot out his next escapade into the woods... Yoshiki: *at a table with pen and glasses, drawing out plans* Next time... I shall disguise myself.... as a TREE! *cackles* Kaoru: yeah.. you do that ... ^^; Meanwhile, poor Shinya had been wandering in the very same dark woods for a while, originally pursued by Prince Die, but he had lost the boy very quickly. Now he entered an area of forest that were darker and seemed more menacing, and he realized he was lost. Shinya: *in a dark creepy tangle of trees* oh dear, I'm lost... and i don't even know why Prince Die was going to kill me... Now I'm outside my homeland and lonely and starving, boohoo, whatever shall i do... *sigh* -______-;; *hears a sudden noise and becomes really afraid* o.o; um... nani? *rustlerustle* Shinya: >_>;; err... who's there ^^;;; Die...? Is that you? ^^;; *strange growling and rumbling sound* Shinya: o.o;;;; eeeeee! *starts running in no particular direction, shrieking the entire time* HELP MEEEEE! ITS GONNA EAAAATT MEEEE *wails* T______________T Takanori: *pops out of the bushes and glomps Shinya* kiiiyaaaa! ^_________^ Shinya: OIWERUTROGFIJFUITY*(R%YWROHUo;iufojlkfjsdkl *nearly pisses himself* ohh..... O.O *pantpantpant* Takanori: purrrrrr! ^_______^ *licks Shinya's cheek* Shinya: *pale and trembling* oh.. my godd.... T____T Takanori: Squeeeeeeeeee! ^________^ *throws Shinya over his shoulder and takes off running* Shinya: WaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaAAaaaaaaaa ><;;;;; *flails* Kaoru: So... yeah.. lucky for him, Shinya was discovered by the kawaiiest and most harmless of the gremlins, and Takanori took him back home to his lov-- i mean... leader ^^; Other things were going on at the Gremlin's dark and dungeon-like house, however... Yomi: *kicks Ren* You're a sad excuse for a Gremlin! >o<;; I don't see how you even got in here! Ren: *whimpers* ;___________; I dun wanna be heeeeeeeereee~ Ryo: Then you should get the fuck out! You only drag us down! At least that stupid little monkey that clings to Leader-sama is capable of defending himself! ><; Ruki: Or better yet, since we lost that blond loser as dinner, we should eat YOU! Muahahha! Ren: *SOB* NUUUuuuuuUuUuU~ ;_____________; Daisuke: mmmmmm *licks his lips and gives Ren an eery smile* sounds delicious... hehe Ren: *terrified* eeeeeeeee............ ;__________; Kyo: *stomps in* Where is Taka-chan!?? >///<; I can't find.... *pauses at the look he's getting from the rest* umm... not that I actually miss him or anything... *glare* Yomi: ^o^ YOU WANNA FU-- Kyo: *clamps a hand on Yomi's throat* WHAT. WAS. THAT? *dangerous growl, his eyes glow* Yomi: *squeak* o.o;;;;; Ruki: He said you want to fuck him ^_______^ Isn't that right, Leader-sama? You're in LuUUuUUUuUuUurve! XD! Kyo: *turns about 50 shades of red, purple and blue* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaT??????? *releases Yomi's neck, not without claw marks and stalks up to Ruki* Do you want to die that bad, my young little gremlin...? *glares with a freakish smile* Ruki: eeeeh..... ^^;;; *starts to back away fearfully* Kyo: Well... you just asked for-- Takanori: eeeee! ^__________^ *runs in and glomps Kyo, dropping Shinya in the process* Shinya: ugh... -_____-;; *feels nauseous from the run over* Kyo: *all rage is now gone and he tries to hide the warm bubbly feeling that just filled him* ^///^ Daisuke: *growl* and THAT's our leader? Yomi: *rubs his neck* T______T *whine* Ryo: *points at the pretty new addition to the room* ooiiiii ^________^ What do we have here..? Is it... a human? *grins* Shinya: fuuuck... >____<; Kyo: *Walks over to Shinya* Well, well, well..... *feral grin* It looks like we have a pretty little girl here..... Other Gremlins: ooooOoOOoOoOH! ^__________^ Shinya: I AM NOT A FUCKING GIRL!!!!! >o<;;; Gremlins: *stare* o.O Shinya: SEEEEEE!!!! ><;; *raises his skirt* Gremlins: *continue to stare, speechless* O.O;;;;;; Yoshiki: *takes a picture through the window* ehehehehehehehe ^///^ Toshiya: *walks into the room in boxers, with Miyavi trailing behind him, a sheet wrapped around his hips* o.o *gaaaasp* Miyavi: *BLUSH* ^///^ Shinya: *finally realizing what he's done, he pulls his skirt back down* >///<;; *prepares himself to be raped by a roomful of gremlins* Toshiya: *frolics over to Shinya and glomps him* Kyoooooo-samaaaaaa~ can we keep him? Please pleeeeaaaase? ^_____________________^ <3<3<3 Kyo: o.O;; *still in partial shock* um... sure... Daisuke: *looks around and can't seem to find Ren* Heeeeey! Our dinner is gone! T___T *growl* Ruki: That little fucker.... *snarl* Yomi: nee, we'll find him eventually.. *bares his teeth* ^___^ Toshiya: ^_______^ *Grabs Shinya's arm and yanks him and Miyavi back to their room* You'll just LOVE it around here dear... *blahblahblah* Shinya: *SiiiIIiiiIIiIIGH* -__________-;; Takanori: *lovingly crawls into Kyo's lap* purrrrrr... *snuggle* ^///^ Kyo: *blushes and stands up quickly, letting Takanori cling to his chest* Ruki: SEEEEEEE! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!! XD Kyo: URUSAAAIIII! *GLARE* Yomi: *snickers* Takanori: *rubrubrub* ^_____^ Kyo: >///<; SILENCE! Lets go kill something Takanori-kun... *quietly* lets go where they can't see us.... ^///^ *walks back to his room* Takanori: eeeeeeeee! ^////////^ <3<3<3<3<3 Ryo: *sigh* there goes Leader-sama with his newest toy.. -___-;; *jealous* Ruki: o.O; Daisuke: *sigh* I figured he'd go after the kawaii one sooner or later... -______-;; Yomi: O.o; Ryo: Hai, I think its that element of Kawaiiness in Leader-sama himself.. Daisuke: *eyes Ruki and Yomi* Y'know what's interesting though...? These two boys look so similar.. ne? ^^ Ryo: *evil chuckle* why... they sure do! >D Ruki+Yomi: o.o;;; Ryo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking Daisuke? ^^ Daisuke: Ohohoho~ I'm sure of it ^_____^ Ryo: *pounces on the two little gremlins* ^^ Daisuke: *runs to get the toys* Ruki+Yomi: eep! o.o; Kaoru: >_>;;; <_<;;; errr.. yeah.. anyways.. the 3 human slaves, Kyo and Takanori, and the remaining four gremlins orgied all through the night, and for several days afterward, it was only then that Shinya discovered his true responsibility as a servant for the gremlins... Kyo: *stomps into the human's room, disheveled, dirty, naked, and growling* GET UPPPPP! >///< Shinya: *snaps awake* o.o; Miyavi: *yawns kawaiily and cuddles himself closer to oh-so-warm Toshiya* ^///^ Toshiya: *giggles* good Mooooorning Kyooooo-samaaaaa~ Looking soooooooo~ sexy as usual... *purrrr* ^______^ *he is lying between Miyavi and Shinya contently* Kyo: URUSAI! *Seethes* you know what you must do now......... teach the new bitch already DAMMIT! *snarls* Shinya: nani? o.o;;;; *getting nervous* Toshiya: Fiiiine, fiiine, we'll take care of things.. *rolls his eyes and gets up naked* Miyavi: *stands up too and pushes himself into Toshiya's bare back, blushing* teeeheeeee... ^///^ Kyo: *sighs and walks out* ><; Shinya: *looks around fearfully* To-Toshiya.. ? What must we do...? o.o;;; Toshiya: ehhh... we have to clean the house... -_____-;; Miyavi: haaaiiii .. *whine* ;____; Shinya: but... it... it was pretty neat when I came in, especially considering that Gremlins live in it.. o.O; Miyavi: ohoho~ Look now... >___<; Shinya: ......... o___o;;; *creeps out of the room to view the disaster area that is the rest of the house* ohhhh.......... my......... *feels weak* ;________; Toshiya: Teehee~ Orgying gremlins aren't exactly tidy! ^________^ But no worries, we have a few days, until they get horny again! ^^ Miyavi: *has been staring at Toshiya the entire time* eeeeeee *whimper* you sexy beast, do me nooooooow! *lunges* <3<3<3 Shinya: *averts his eye* >_>;;;; Kaoru: *nosebleeds* o///o;; UH.... AHEM... *blush* ^^; So yes, Shinya was forced to do all the cleaning of the house ALONE, while Toshiya and Miyavi made like bunnies... Shinya: *using a mop to wipe off the ceiling of Kyo's room* fucking idiots... *grumblegrumble* ...making me do this alone... *mutter* Die should have just killed me before... *growl* how can they make such a mess... theres only 6 of them now... *snarl* ><; Ryo: *walks in and slaps Shinya* Stupid Slave! You work too slow! Shinya: *TwiIIiIIiiIIiIIiITch* >///<;;;;;; Ryo: the KING is coming tonight, this place needs to be in shape DAMMIT! *kick* Shinya: o.O; King....? *imagines Yoshiki and a dreamy expression comes over him* eeeeee ^///^ *float* Ryo: *stares* o.o; no.... King Gackt, from the other side of the Woods..... Shinya: *pout* ;_____; Kaoru: Yes.... King Gackt was making a visit to the Gremlin's lair, one he, unlike Yoshiki, was making VERY public. Being the Arrogant King of the Western Lands, he wanted all to know of his bravery and might, entering the supposedly cursed lands. His goal dealt with OTHER rumors, ones that told of the gremlins fondness of kidnapping fair maidens and making them into their slaves to abuse. King Gackt wanted to go and rescue one of these fair maidens, make her his wife, and bask in the glory of hero-ness... but King Gackt sent a servant to contact the gremlins first, arranging a secret agreement with them... tch... loser.. -____-; anyways, it went, Gackt gets one of their pretty slaves, the gremlins can pillage one of the nearest villages at a later date. Kyo, being the sadistic little gremlin he was, could never refuse. Meanwhile, back in the free world, Queen Mana was VERY unhappy... Mana: HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?!?! ><; WHY WOULD HE WANT TO MARRY SOME LITTLE WRETCHED GREMLIN WHORE?!?!?!??@!?@? *whips Hyde in his fury* Hyde: *sobsobsob* ;__________; ITAAAAAAAAIIIIII~ Mana: I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN ALL THE WORLD, WHY WOULDN'T HE CHOOSE ME?!??! WHYWHYWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!?~?!??! >//////<;;; Hyde: *whimper* There might be someone more beautiful in the other lands... ;___; Mana: *stops his ranting and stares at Hyde* o.O what the hell..? I ask you every day and you tell me *I* am the most fair..? Hyde: My powers are limited, I can only sense close range, in your kingdom.. not outside.. T__T Mana: *GROAN* You MORON! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER!@??!?@?! >o<;;; *whippunchslapkickWHIP* Hyde: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;__________________; Kaoru: err... so ... long, and VERY painful story short... ^^; Mana took out all his anger on Hyde, and then decided to go himself to the gremlins house, and wait for King Gackt, see which fair maiden he chose to save, then would kill her himself! Then he would marry King Gackt willing or not. ^^ Shinya:............. *has just finished beautifying the entire house* e_________e;; *dead tired* Daisuke: *comes in and slaps him* Get in your dress! *pushpush* Shinya: *whine* but I already am... *gestures to the maid outfit he's wearing* Kyo: *walks in* no no, you're wearing this! ^^ *holds up short red leather skirt and top* Shinya: o____o;;; n-naniii? Toshiya: *frolics in* Like myyyyy outfit? ^_______^ *twirls and shows off his blue and black geisha-esque kimono* Shinya: *jaw drops* o.o; Miyavi: *comes in and blushes* How 'bout meeeeee~ ^___^ *garbed in leather bondage gear including a leash* Shinya: *nosebleed* o///o; Kyo: *nosebleed* o///o; Daisuke: *nosebleed* o///o; Toshiya: *nosebleed* ^/////^ *grabs Miyavi by his leash and drags him back to the bedroom* purrrrrrrr... Kyo: -____-;; not so fast... *yanks on the back of Toshiya's kimono* Toshiya: eep *falls on his ass* T______T Kyo: -____-;; You have to see the king first, he's gonna pick one of you... Shinya: pick? o.o; Daisuke: We pulled a deal with him. ^^ Gotta love those crooked human politicians! hehehe~ Kyo: Yep, he's gonna take one of you worthless humans... Toshiya: *GASP* he CAN'T take MY MIYAVI!!!!!!!!!!! o_______o; *CLING* Miyavi: *whimpers* I dun wanna leave Toooooootchiiiiiii~ ;_______; *hiccup* Shinya: ^^;;;;; Kyo: *rolls his eyes* I don't fucking CARE what you think >__< Takanori: *runs in and clings to Kyo* <3<3<3<3<3 purrrRrRRRrrRrrR *nuzzlehugglelove* ^///^ Kyo: *BLUUUUSH* Daisuke: -____-;; Shinya: ^^;;;;; Toshiya: *grabs Miyavi during the distraction and starts making out with him* purrrrrrr Miyavi: mmmph ^/////^ <3<3 Gackt: *walks in randomly* Hello? o.o;;; *staaaaaaares* Kaoru: King Gackt arrived at the gremlin's house a little early, seeing as how he was so excited to pick out a bride, and was let in the house by Ryo... but as he entered the living room, an interesting site met his eyes.. it appeared two girls were making out, as another girl watched, and a rather disturbing short man was being molested by an adorable girl... o.O; Daisuke: -___-;;;; *pries apart Totchi and Miyavi and pulls Takanori off of Kyo* Kyo: -///-;;; Shinya: -///-;;; Toshiya: *pouts* -///-;; Miyavi: *BLUSH* teehee~ Takanori: ^///^ eeee! Gackt: o///o; ummm.. err.... UH. Is erm.. one of you the Gremlin leader? *staaaares* Kyo: *still red* that would be me..... *snarls to cover his embarrassment* >///<; Gackt: haha~ ^^ I should have guessed, with all these girls here with you... you're the dominant male! Daisuke: -___-;;; *stalks out angrily* Kyo: haha~ yeah, that's it ^^;;; Shinya: ....... Toshiya: *giggles* ^^ Takanori: eee! *skips out of the room* ^^ *awkward silence* Gackt: ehehehehe~ ^^;; Kyo: -________-;;; Ruki: *from the other room* Dinner's readyyy!!! ^^ *mad scramble as everyone except Shinya darts for the table* Shinya: oiiii... -_____-;; Kaoru: Meanwhile, outside the house, Queen Mana and Hyde had just arrived, and were wondering what was going on... Mana: King Gackt's horse is here!!!! o.o;; *runs and licks the horse's back* mmm Gaku-chan's ass was here ^///^ Hyde: o.O;;;;;;;;; Mana: Drat! we need to find out what's going on inside, but how?? Without them knowing, for heaven FORBID, that those Gremlins would want to capture me, teehee ^///^ Hyde: o.O;;;;;;;;; Mana: Slave, I need to know, who is the fairest one here? Hyde: >.>;; err.. Snow White is..... *winces and prepares himself to be beaten* >///<;; Mana: NAAAAAANNNIIIII? O.O; You mean that moron of a Son not only FAILED in his mission, but managed to DIE in the process???? Hyde: *shrug* o.o Mana: well then.... tell me who is the SECOND most fair ^^ *thinks it'll be himself of course* Hyde: Miyavi is.... >///<;; Mana: ERK. Hyde: And then... its... Toshiya.... Mana: *TWITCH* Hyde: and then... Takanori....... o.o Mana: *SPASM* Hyde: and then me ^^ Mana: *BITCH SLAP* That's enough! >o<; Hyde: *sniffle* ;___; Mana: So... all those girls in there are more beautiful then me, are they...? Well, I guess I have to take them all out, muahaha! XD Hyde: *raises his hand* ooh ooh! I know! *___* You can dress up like an old hag, poison some apples, and give one to each! ^o^ They'll never suspect youuuu~ Mana: *DEATHGLARE* What the FUCK? *ME*??? Dress up like a Hag? Nuh Uh! I'm going to need someone ELSE to do it for me..... *There is rustling in the bushes and Die stumbles into the little clearing* Die: *dirty and bloody, and there are sword fragments in his ass* ;_________; Mooooommmyyyyyy *wails* Hyde: o.o;;;; Mana: ................................. *twitch* >____o;; Die: MoooooooommmmmyyyyyyyY~ ;________; Mana: SHAADDDUUUP! *smack* >o<;;; Die: *faints* x____x Hyde: o.o; Mana: *huffhuff* >///<; We'll take him home later and say it was all a dream. Hyde: o.o; Mana: And now, you ... get going, you're going to dress like a hag. Hyde: BUT-- Mana: SILENCE! Hyde: o.o; ........... Kaoru: So Mana took to making poor Hyde into an unsightly old hag.. *snickers* XD And the gremlins and King Gackt were just finishing up their dinner... Gackt: o.O; nani? What's this? *holds up what appears to be a human ear with his chopsticks* it was... in my soup... *gags* Kyo: *groans* Ryo, did you not prepare dinner properly tonight? Ryo: *snort* SORRRRRYYYY leader-sama, i'm not used to fixing Gremlins, especially one that ends up PUTTING UP A FIGHT for his life ><;; Ruki: *whispers to Yomi* we found Ren ^^ Yomi: *licks lips* He was tasty afterall ^^ Shinya: o.o;;; *glad he didn't eat anything* Toshiya: Buuuurp~ ^^ Miyavi: *rubs tummy* I'm all full now! ^///^ *clings to Toshiya* Gackt: *feels sick* urp.. -///-;; Daisuke: >_>;; *steals the ear from Gackt's bowl and eats it* ^^ Takanori: ^o^ *flings his soup at Shinya* Shinya: >____<;; *dripping soup and pieces of... Ren* Kaoru: *utterly disgusted* >__<; Uh... After Gackt rid himself of his dinner... *gagging and coughing is heard in the background* ...the Gremlins decided that Gackt should now choose his bride. Kyo: Okay Gackt, you pathetic human, choose your stupid fellow human to take back with you *growls* Gackt: Wellllll~ ^^ I thiiiink i would liiiikeee... *knocking at the door interrupts him* o.o; Ruki: WHAT the FUCK?! >o<; *goes to answer and finds what appears to be a short old woman... shorter than him, which is the scary part* o.O; Hyde: *in a cackly squeaky voice* Whyyyy~ Hello young man, heheheeee~ ^^ Ruki: O.o; Kyo: *stomps over and cuts in front of Ruki* WHAT the HELL do you want stupid OLD HAG??? *snarl* Hyde: *WHIMPER* o.o;;; I-- I mean-- *back in old lady voice* I have some apples I'd like to share with you dear young boyss~ ^^ Kyo: *rolls his eyes* We are GREMLINS, not BOYS, we feast on the flesh of HUMANS, and we'd eat you, but you're too old and wrinkly and disgusting *growls and starts to slam the door* Hyde: WAIT! *sticks his foot in the door* If you haave any humans, pretty girls in particular, these apples will only enhance their beauty, eheheehe~ ^__^; Kyo: *pissed now* FINE, we'll take a stupid APPLE! >o< *grabs one and slams the door on Hyde's foot, HARD* Hyde: ITAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII *sobsobsob* ;_______; Kyo: *slamslamslam* ><; Hyde: eeeeeeeeee~ *drops the basket of apples and runs away flailing much more nimbly than an old woman could* Everyone: o.O; Kyo: *tosses apple at the 3 human slaves* here, eat it or whatever *snort* Shinya: *stomach rumbles* T__T t-thank you.... *eats a bite of the apple, twitches, and passes out on the floor* x_____x Toshiya: *GASP* o.o Miyavi: *SOB* is he DEAD? ;____; Gackt: ...he? o.o Kyo: *ignores* Stupid KING, pick your bitch NOW already, this has taken too long *seethe* ><; Gackt: err, well I don't want the dead one.... o.O; Ryo: dinner tomorrow! ^o^ Other gremlins: yaaaaaay! ^________^ Gackt: o____o;;;; Toshiya: *sobbing messily over Shinya's prone form* SHIIIIIIIN-cHAAAAAAAAAN *sobsobsob* Why did you have to LEEEAAAAVE UUUUSSSS? *hiccup* ;____________________; Miyavi: *clings to Toshiya and cries too* boohoooo~ ;______; Gackt: and I don't want the two psychotic lesbians.... o.O; Yomi: Lesbians? Where? *looks around* Ruki: -___-; *fwaps him* Gackt: Soooooooo~ I will take her! ^^ *points at Takanori* Takanori: o.o;; eeee? *looks over his shoulder confusedly* >_>; <_<; *doesn't see a "her"* o.O;;;; Kyo: ..................... *GLAAAAAAAAAAARE* Daisuke: uh... oh... o.o;; Ruki: someone's going to die Ryo: How many villages did he obliterate the last time he had that look? o.o; Yomi: Um.. I think he took out King Hide's entire kingdom... *all the gremlins shiver* Ryo: that is why he is our Leader-sama.... o.o;;; *they all back away* Gackt: Haha, yeah, so I guess I'll just grab her and go! ^^ *cluelessly goes and yanks on Takanori's arm* Takanori: GROWL *bites his arm* >///<; Kyo: *clenches and unclenches his fists repeatedly, trying to decide just how angry he is as his face gets darker and darker* Gackt: Stupid bitch, don't bite your KING! *slap* and trust me, you will learn to love this hand... *grins in a stupid hentai way* Takanori: *chomps on Gackt's leg, drawing blood* GGrRRRrrRRrrRRRRRRRrrRr Gackt: ITTTTAAAAAIIIII ;________; *grabs at his leg* Kyo: *in a flash, he is at Gackt's neck, trying to rip out his jugular with his teeth* hiiiissssssssss ROAR *his eyes are red and fiery* Gackt: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP *flails* ;________________________; *terrified* Takanori: *growls and sinks his teeth into Gackt's ass* Gackt: *faints* x_____x Kaoru: o.o;;;;;;; um... Yesh, King Gackt was mauled practically to death by Kyo and Takanori, but finally, they spared his life, seeing as how they still had Shinya to eat for dinner the next day... They sent Gackt back to his kingdom, barely a bloody pulp, with no bride, and the promises of several villages being destroyed in the near future. Mana: *pacing next to still unconcious Die* WHAT could be going on??? Where is King Gackt if you gave the girls apples? *rantrage* Hyde: *bandaging his foot* T____T I only gave them one apple, its all the stupid gremlin would take. Mana: *unfurls the whip and strikes Hyde's injured foot* URUSAI *snarl* Hyde: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *sniffle* ;__________; Mana: *muttergrumble* >///< Gackt: *stumbles along the path* x______- Hyde: *gasp* o.o Mana: *GASP* O.O Gackt: *koffkoff* would you know the way back to the Western lands? ehehehe... *snaps his right arm back into place* x____^;;; Mana: *chokes* Keh.... King Gackt?? o.o Gackt: Yes... eheheh... x__^;; those gremlins, I was battling them, and nearly won all on my own, and this is the damage I took, hehe, next time I will bring the army with me! *twitch* Hyde: LIAR! >__<; Mana: *SMACK* shut up moron! *turns to Gackt and bats his eyelashes seductively* How simply horrid, King Gackt! I would be happy to escort you back to your castle, teeheeheeee~ ^///^ Gackt: okay... thank you x___^ Hyde: *GROAN* XD! Kaoru: o.o meanwhile.. back in the gremlin's place, Shinya was still seemingly dead... Shinya: x____x Yomi: *pokepokepoke* o.o;; Daisuke: It's DEAD, just let the corpse rot in peace ><; Ryo: -__-;; Ruki: *looks around* where are the other humans? Why aren't they blubbering over this fool like before...? o.o; Ryo: Where do you think? They got tired of mourning and decided to go fuck some more... -___-;; Shinya: *unconcious twitch* Daisuke: *giggle* Oh look, its spasming now, you'd better cook it soon Ryo.. ^^ Ryo: I don't take orders from you...*grumble* -_____-;;; where's our esteemed leader-sama anyways? Ruki: With his little monkey toy, where else? *they all snort and bitch and complain* >///<; *theres a wild pounding at the door* Yomi: o.O; *goes to answer and finds a bloody disheveled Die and stares* The gods must be smiling down upon us, they just delivered dessert... *smiles and licks his lips* Die: *WHIMPER* T____T uh... I... I ... uh... *sees Shinya on the ground and runs over to glomp him* SHIN-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!! *______________________* Shinya: x____x Gremlins: o.o;; Die: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH WHERE WERE YOU I NEEEEEEEEEEEEDED YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! *cling* ;___________; Shinya: x____x Gremlins: o.o;; Die: *wail* SHIIIIIIIIIINyaaaaaaAAAAA! *sob* I wuuuuuuuuuuuuv YOUUUUUU~ *big sloppy kiss right on the mouth* Gremlins: *revulsion* Ruki: I don't want to eat that now.. *feels ill* >///<; Daisuke: o.o;;; Even *I* wouldn't kiss a corpse... especially a nasty human one... >_<;;; Shinya: *TWITCH* X_______e..... *he starts to come to* Die: SHINYASHINYAAAASHIIINYAAAASHIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ^_________________^ *rubrubrub* <3<3<3 Shinya: *screeches and shoves Die away from himself* >///<;; HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE YOU MORON?! *pantpant* Gremlins: o.o;; Die: *runs right back to Shinya* I'm so happy Mommy's bad apple didn't kill you! ^____^ *cuddle* Shinya: *siiiiigh* -_____-;;; *lets Die cling to him* Yomi: ... Mommy? o.O; Ryo: You mean that old hag is his mother? *snickers* XD! Die: *blush* Shiiiiiiniii-chaaaaaan~ Will you marry meeee? *____* Shinya: *GROAN* Gremlins: *gag* ><;; Die: Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeee ;____; Once Mommy is gone, you'll be QUEEN ^_______^ Shinya: *chokes* o.o; hontou? Die: Yeah! She's the ruler of the free world! ^______________^ Gremlins: *STARE* o.o; Ryo: you mean.... that hag... is the ruler of the free world? o.O;;;;;;;; Die: *gets on one knee* Do you accept, my beautiful Shin-chan? *bambi eyes* Shinya: .......... *thinks of the status* um... okay ... ^^; Die: SQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *glomps Shinya and dances around the room with him* ^////^ Gremlins: *stare* o.o; Kyo: *stomps into the room with only a sheet around his hips* >////<;;; KEEP IT DOWN DAMMIT *ROAR* Takanori: *follows nekkid* eeeeee... ^///^ Gremlins: *stare* o.o; Kyo: Fucking... *long string of obscenities* >///<;;; *shares the sheet with Takanori so the others will stop looking* Die: Shiiiiinnnnn-chaaaaaaaan~ Lets go have our honeymooon RIIIGHT NOW! Shinya: NAAANI? *tries to pull away* o.o;;;;;;; Die: *doesn't let go and drags Shinya with him out the door* I want Loooooots of kiiids Shiiin-chaaaaaaan~ *skipskipskip* ^_____________________^ Shinya: *starts crying* Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh~ ;_______; Gremlins: *stare at the open door* o.o; Daisuke: Fuck, there went dinner... Yomi: *whine* and dessert... T__T Takanori: eeee! ^///^ *has wiggled down under the sheet and is clinging to Kyo's leg. He slowly moves up...* Kyo: *shivers and blushes* -///-;; Yoshiki: *runs in, clad in a huge plush tree costume, and takes pics of Takanori's ass* heeheheheheheeee~ I'm so smart, they'll never even know I'm here! >D! Kyo: *TWITCH* >///<; Ruki: *points* DINNER!!!!!! ^__________^ *all the gremlins jump on Yoshiki and tear the tree outfit off with their teeth* Yoshiki: *shrieks like a woman and clings to his precious camera* o_______________O;;; Kaoru: *laughing at Yoshiki* XDD! Ahahaah.. yeah, that was the last anyone ever heard of King Yoshiki, and his kingdom was later conquered by the Gremlins, who made it into a land of blood, fear, horror, and orgies... XD. Meanwhile, King Gackt, Queen Mana, and Hyde were nearing the Western Lands... Gackt: *groans and mutters to himself* This is horrible, now all my people will think I am some kind of loser... I didn't rescue a fair maiden.. *whinebitch* T____T Mana: *Big flirty smile* Weelll... What if you brought someone else back instead... and just SAID that you rescued them? *bats eyelashes* *^___^* Gackt: Yes! What a brilliant idea!!!! *___* Hyde: -____-;;; Gackt: NOW, to find a fair maiden... *glances around in the forest* we need to go find a village! ^o^ Mana: ^__^;; Um... King Gackt, what about.. me? I'd be willing to pose as a poor enslaved gremlin maiden.. *giggles* ^___^ Hyde: -____-;;; Gackt: *stares* YOU?!??! o.o;; But you're a man! Mana: O___O!! BUT.. HOW... NAAAAAANIIII?!! *faints* x___x Hyde: *snickers* XD!! Gackt: *turns to Hyde* What about you dear? I think you would make a lovely wife! ^____^ Hyde: M-me? o.o;;; *shock* Gackt: Hai! ^___^ Will you be my wife? Queen of the Western lands? Hyde: *BLUSH* um.... hai... I will Gackt-sama o///o; Gackt: Yatta! ^^ *scoops up Hyde in his arms and runs back to his castle, leaving Mana passed out in the middle of nowhere* Kaoru: o.O;; Um yesh, so King Gackt made Hyde his queen, and they lived happily ever after, their kingdom prosperous and lovely. Prince Die married Shinya-- Die: *in the background* OH MY GODDDDD! *gasp* You have one of THOSE Shin-chan?!? You're a Maaaaaaaaaaan~ *wail* Shinya: -///-;; Kaoru: ^^;;;; And Shinya became Queen of the Free world, since Die was unfit to lead a country. And fortunately Die didn't get all the kids he wanted.. Die: *sobsobsob* ;___________; Shinya: *SMACKS* SHUT UP >o<; Die: *SOBSOBHICCUP* ;_______; but WHYYYYYY???????????? Kaoru: ^^;;;; and as for the Gremlins, in taking over Yoshiki's kingdom, Kyo became King, and he married Takanori, making him the Queen, the other gremlins also paired up, Ruki with Yomi, and Daisuke with Ryo... Takanori: *blushes and clings to Kyo's arm* ^/////^ <3<3<3 Kyo: ^________^ *wearing crown* Ruki: *points at Yomi* I don't want him! >///<;; Yomi: *pout* Well, *I* Don't want you! XP! Ryo: *shoves Ruki into Yomi* ^^ Yomi: *gasp* o///o Ruki: *gasp* o///o *he stares at Yomi for a good 10 seconds before attacking his lips roughly* >///< Yomi: mmmmph ^///^ Ryo: Hahaha~ ^^ Daisuke: good work ^^ *hugs Ryo tightly* Ryo: *blush* Kaoru: Meanwhile, since the gremlins had abandoned their house without a thought, Toshiya and Miyavi now resided in it alone.... Miyavi: *pantpant* oh goddddd.... Toshiya-samaaaaaaa~ *whimper* Toshiya: *smack* That's it, take it bitch, take it hard! >D Kaoru: *nosebleed* o/////////o;;; ah... err... um... uh..... ANYWAYS, Queen Mana finally came to in the woods.. Mana: *psychotic smile* Ohhhhh~ Hello there Gaku-chaaan~ ^___^ *talking to a tree* Tree: ........... Mana: WHAT? *stares in shock* You're leaving me???? *WHIMPER* FINE! I can be on my OWN, I can have NEW FRIENDS, FUCK, I'll start a NEW BAND!!!@!!@#@ XD!!!! Tree: ........... Mana: ROAR *kicks tree and runs, trips, and falls into a mushroom patch* ehhh? o_________O;;; *sees the many little mushrooms around him* GASP! I'm so happy I found youuuu~ We shall be called Moi Dix Mois! *^__________^* *starts picking mushrooms* Yoouuuuu~ Shall be the drummer... and YOU! You, can be the vocalist, your voice is beautiful, ne Juka-chaaaan! ^______^ *rolls in the mushrooms and giggles* Kaoru: *severely disturbed* o.o;;;;; So.... yeah... no one ever saw or heard from Mana again either thankfully, and everyone lived happily ever after! THE END!!!!!!!! *sighs* -____-;; ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Takanori: *flings poo at Kaoru* ^o^ eeee! Kaoru: >///<; Kaoru: ROAR *tackles Die* Everyone: o.o Jen: ^^;; *gets up and pushes the two boys away from each other* settle down there... Shei still has her whip... ^^; Shei: *holds it up* Don't make me use it >D *they back down* -______- Toshiya: *frolics around* when's the theatre? I can't wait! <3<3<3 ^^ Sam: You just did it... you acted out .. a .... play... ^^;;; Toshiya: What? o.o *confused* I just played with Miyaaa-chan and Shin-chan ^^ *smacks Miya's ass* Miyavi: *blush* teeheee~ ^///^ Sam: -____-;;; Shinya: -____-;;; Die: *gasp* you cheated on me??? o.o *stares at Shinya* Shinya: XD!! You RETARD. IT was a STUPID PLAY. WE AREN'T MARRIED. *growl* ><; Die: I didn't say we were married... ^^ *slings his arm around Shinya and drags him closer* I'm not an idiot, I was only acting, hahaha~ ^^ Everyone: o.o; Die: ~hahaha....... ^^;; Takanori: *pounces on Kyo, knocking him to the floor and sits on his tummy* purrrrrrr ^^ <3<3<3 Kyo: *blush* Taka-chaaan... *pets him* Everyone: AWWWWWWWWW *________* Kyo: *twitch* Takanori: *licks at his neck* ^_______^ <3<3<3 Kyo: *sighs happily* ^///^ Gackt: Wheres the damn door now? ><;; *mad that he played along* Shei: well.... I said it would appear when you went through our script... Gackt: HAI.. *taps his foot impatiently* and what about Ren? I kinda need him in the band... -.-;; Ren: *appears randomly and walks up to Gackt* I'm alive ... -___-;;; Former Gremlins: HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS Ren: *cowers* ;_____; Jen: *sigh* First off, the play is over, everyone can be NICE now.... Former Gremlins: *pout* Yoshiki: *walks out too* Haha! One second I was looking at a FINE ass, and next thing I wake up in a closet! ^____^; Takanori: *GROWL* ><; Kyo: *punches Yoshiki* Yoshiki: ITAAAII! *runs away, nose bleeding* Jen: -_____-;; *Clears throat loudly* AS I WAS SAYING, I don't know the fuck that thing is you guys acted out.. I know some of you decided that your scripts were a better source of nutrition rather than guidance for your acting... *glare* Kyo: ^________^ Takanori: ^_________^ Jen: *sigh* And I know that some of you can't read.... >__<;; Toshiya: ^_________^ Miyavi: ^_________^ Jen: But THAT WAS NOT OUR PLAY AT ALL I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS WERE THINKING DID YOU JUST WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER'S BRAINS OUT OR WHAT?!?!?!? >/////<;;; Jrockers: o.o;;;;; Shei: REALLY, I think all of you got it on with someone at one point or another... -____-;; Yoshiki: *raises hand* I didn't ^^ Other Jrockers: *cower from Yoshiki* o.o;;; Yoshiki: whaaaat? T________T Hyde: Hey, where's Mana? He didn't get any either! *looks around* Mana: *lying unconcious in the mushroom patch* x___x Everyone: ^^;;; Jen: Anyways, since you guys didn't do OUR play, I'm afraid there is still no door for you... u__u;; Jrockers: NUUuuUUuUuUUuuuUuuUuhHhHhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;__________________; Girls: Muahahahaahhaaaa!!!!!!! >D Jrockers: *crying* ;________________________; Sam: You know what this means~ ^^ Jen: HAI, You're going to have to act out a completely NEW play for us sometime ^^ Jrockers: *sniffle* Jen: But we'll be nice and let you out for a little while... =3 *points and theres a door on one side of the room now* Gackt: YATTA! o.o;; *leads the pack to and out the door* Shei: *whisperwhisper* But we do have them IDed and tagged ^^ Sam: so its no problem locating and bringing them back anytime! ^^ Jen: So until then, Sankyuu and Oyasumi~ ^^ *the girls all wave* :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::