The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a "professional." The questions are NOT that difficult.

>> > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

>> > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door.

>> > This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

>> > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

>> > Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

>> > Wrong Answer!

>> > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

>> > This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
previous actions.

>> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

>> > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

>> > This tests your memory.

>> > OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

>> > 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by
crocodiles. How do you manage it?

>> > >Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Conference.

>> > This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

>> > According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says
this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have
the brains of a four year old.

>> > Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.