The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
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>> > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>> > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and
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>> > This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
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>> > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>> > Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
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>> > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
>> > the elephant and close the door.
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>> > This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
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>> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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>> > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
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>> > This tests your memory.
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>> > OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
>> > you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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>> > 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by
>> > crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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>> > >Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending
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>> > This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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>> > According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>> > professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
>> > preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says
>> > this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have
>> > the brains of a four year old.
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>> > Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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