[10:18:59] Cary A: my name is bill gates, and i need money
[10:19:16] Captn Chaos67: well good for j00 Bill Gates...
[10:19:28] Captn Chaos67: why don't you whore out the VG Business?
[10:19:35] Cary A: omg swtt
[10:19:39] Captn Chaos67: defile it.... milk it... you know, the usual
[10:19:49] Cary A: yeah, i think i shall
[10:19:58] Captn Chaos67: great! ^__^
[10:19:58] Cary A: but how!
[10:20:04] Cary A: lets see..
[10:20:10] Captn Chaos67: well... first you make a PC into a game console
[10:20:17] Cary A: mm...
[10:20:25] Captn Chaos67: you know... make a crappy PC and call it something gay... maybe.... QBox?
[10:20:38] Captn Chaos67: no no no
[10:20:40] Captn Chaos67: XBox..
[10:20:43] Captn Chaos67: it has edge
[10:20:46] Captn Chaos67: it's.. XTREME
[10:20:51] Cary A: the edgyness...
[10:20:55] Cary A: ITS PERFECT
[10:21:01] Captn Chaos67: yeah yeah
[10:21:17] Cary A: but humm..
[10:21:20] Captn Chaos67: now.... buy some people out... like... media types, and have them praise these crappy game titles.....
[10:21:41] Cary A: im going to use this computer over there that i am not using as a prototype...
[10:22:02] Cary A: ill make some stickers in microsoft paint and then slap them on
[10:22:17] Captn Chaos67: right right
[10:22:27] Captn Chaos67: now... brag about the HD like there's no tomorrow...
[10:22:36] Captn Chaos67: even though it serves no real purpose
[10:22:42] Cary A: yeah.... no other console has even TRIED this approach
[10:22:51] Captn Chaos67: I know man.. it's crazy
[10:23:24] Captn Chaos67: now.... here's what you do
[10:23:40] Captn Chaos67: find out what the cool kids are playing... the EDGY kids....
[10:23:50] Captn Chaos67: they're playing FPS's.... GREAT!
[10:23:56] Captn Chaos67: these are great games to make
[10:23:56] Cary A: ahh
[10:24:08] Captn Chaos67: no story, no innovation... just VIOLENCE!
[10:24:15] Cary A: alrighty
[10:24:23] Captn Chaos67: so you go to White Castle.... and then you go to Taco Bell
[10:24:30] Captn Chaos67: and you GORGE
[10:24:49] Captn Chaos67: and then when you take that massive explosive shit, you take it on a disc....
[10:25:06] Cary A: lol
[10:25:15] Captn Chaos67: add a bit of shotty programming (exploitable glitches are a must have)
[10:26:12] Captn Chaos67: now you take those media people you bought off and have them SATURATE the airwaves with this crappy game... we'll call it Halo because that's EDGY
[10:26:57] Cary A: hmm
[10:26:58] Captn Chaos67: make them tell the mass that this Halo game is THE game... the best game of the year!
[10:27:01] Captn Chaos67: no wait!
[10:27:03] Captn Chaos67: CENTURY
[10:27:46] Captn Chaos67: yeah yeah... even though it's an FPS (and a crappy one at that... ha ha, pun intended) they have to praise the shit out of the game
[10:28:12] Captn Chaos67: alright... now the stupid children have boughten your system and your games...
[10:28:23] Captn Chaos67: we can exploit this EVEN FURTHER
[10:28:31] Captn Chaos67: do you want to know how?
[10:28:37] Cary A: sequel
[10:28:54] Captn Chaos67: no, not yet... we need to do something else
[10:30:10] Captn Chaos67: can you guess?
[10:30:18] Cary A: hmm
[10:30:31] Captn Chaos67: online play..
[10:30:46] Captn Chaos67: you see... what we do is offer these kids a psuedo-community...
[10:31:03] Captn Chaos67: and we make them pay a monthly fee for something that should be free!
[10:31:14] Cary A: oh thats nothing new, i dothat all the time
[10:31:19] Captn Chaos67: exactly!
[10:31:21] Captn Chaos67: EASY STUFF
[10:31:29] Cary A: money is good
[10:31:35] Captn Chaos67: I concur
[10:32:00] Cary A: you know bill, my wife and i have been having problems lately.... but she isnt here right now
[10:32:10] Captn Chaos67: now... we can exploit this new "community" (which we shall now call XBox Live.. edgy eh?) even further...
[10:32:16] Cary A: ....so ....wanna come over?
[10:32:22] Captn Chaos67: wait... you're Bill...
[10:32:30] Cary A: i mean steve (shakes head)
[10:32:37] Captn Chaos67: hahaha
[10:32:40] Captn Chaos67: NO YOU FAGGOT
[10:32:45] Cary A: sigh
[10:32:47] Captn Chaos67: anyways... back to making money
[10:32:51] Cary A: alright then 
[10:32:53] Cary A: k
[10:33:03] Captn Chaos67: now we're going to use the XBox Live and HD together to make more money...
[10:33:32] Captn Chaos67: what we're gonna do is... add things to games (weapons, maps, necessary patches) and make them downloadable
[10:33:33] Captn Chaos67: BUT
[10:33:48] Captn Chaos67: we're gonna make the users pay an extra fee to download these!
[10:33:52] Captn Chaos67: ISN'T THAT GREAT?!
[10:33:55] Cary A: YES
[10:34:12] Cary A: ITS THE PERFECT MONEY MAKING SCHEME SAVE STEALING IDEAS FROM COMPETITORS!
[10:34:21] Captn Chaos67: OMGZ0RZZ YES
[10:34:27] Captn Chaos67: BUT WE CALL THE IDEAS ORIGNIAL
[10:34:33] Captn Chaos67: original*
[10:34:33] Cary A: YEAH
[10:34:47] Captn Chaos67: let's start by stealing... hrmmmmm
[10:35:16] Captn Chaos67: I know.. perhaps sleeper hits... that way no one can accuse us of anything....
[10:35:30] Captn Chaos67: like... Fallout!
[10:35:40] Cary A: psh, i never liked that game
[10:35:51] Captn Chaos67: yeah that's it... we'll repackage it, add some magic and take out some technology... and call it... MORROWIND
[10:36:09] Cary A: hmm....zzz
[10:36:18] Captn Chaos67: now this is the FIRST TIME (*snicker*) that you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT TO
[10:36:26] Cary A: yay
[10:36:29] Captn Chaos67: kill people.. steal shit... the first time EVER >__>
[10:36:38] Cary A: lol
[10:37:04] Captn Chaos67: and that's just one of the long line of "original" games we'll be coming out with
[10:37:28] Captn Chaos67: ok.. NOW we do the sequel
[10:37:52] Captn Chaos67: go back to WC and TB... why don't you down a some x-lax while your at it
[10:38:07] Cary A: alrighty
[10:38:20] Captn Chaos67: take an even BIGGER shit on a disc and add even CRAPPIER programming.... and there we have it... Halo 2
[10:38:34] Captn Chaos67: more glitches, less innovation... it's great!
[10:39:47] Captn Chaos67: ok... hrmmm... now what
[10:39:54] Captn Chaos67: I know! let's go see what Sony is doing!
[10:40:20] Captn Chaos67: hrmmm... they're making a new system... let's do the same! but wow... that looks hard to beat... I know!!!
[10:41:08] Captn Chaos67: we'll make a new system... the... XBox... 360 (because XBox 2 isn't edgy enough)... and we'll only make it slightly better than the original....
[10:41:14] Captn Chaos67: but here's what we do
[10:41:57] Captn Chaos67: we release it a few months earlier AND we blatently lie about it.. we say it's better than the PS3 even though it's a proven fact that the PS3 is capable of AT LEAST 2 times what our 360 can do....
[10:42:01] Captn Chaos67: it's genius!
[10:42:26] Cary A: it
[10:42:29] Cary A: cannot
[10:42:30] Cary A: fail
[10:42:35] Captn Chaos67: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:42:50] Captn Chaos67: charge EVEN MORE for this "community" bceause that's all we really have anymore
[10:42:59] Captn Chaos67: and and! we'll be even more arrogant!
[10:43:59] Captn Chaos67: we'll release Halo 3 (with an added 6 burrito bonus) right when the PS3 is released and we'll say it's a PS3 killer!
[10:44:05] Captn Chaos67: because we're EDGY like that
[10:44:07] Cary A: lol
[10:44:26] Captn Chaos67: but we know there's no way that the PS3 is going to be defeated by a lone game... so let's slander!
[10:44:34] Captn Chaos67: and then we'll see what happens!
[10:45:16] Captn Chaos67: well Bill... I hope that helped
[10:45:29] Cary A: i am on my way to making a fortune
[10:45:32] Cary A: THANKS
[10:45:34] Captn Chaos67: I must be on my way... Satan needs some new ideas too
[10:45:48] Captn Chaos67: *flies away using an umbrella*