>| the boob poem
>| by: adam + derek (a collaborative effort)

>| boobs boobs boobs
>| for a penny or a dime,
>| boobs are great anytime!
>| adam likes boobs and boobs like him, sim sim salla bim.
>| when i'm at the beach i tell the girls to show 'em;
>| if boobs were a plant, you know i'd grow 'em.
>| whether boobs are near or far
>| boobs are better when they're near.
>| i like boobs and i like beer
>| if you don't like boobs you must be queer?
>| some are big and some are small,
>| oh my god i love 'em all!
>| when out on the town or any place,
>| i like to have boobs restin' on my face.
>| boobs are great when they're not covered up...
>| i hate it when the doctor makes you pee in a cup.
>| breasts are so fanduperous,
>| i like to stick my face in 'em and go habbubblibblabblubble!
>| one boob just won't suffice:
>| boobs can also be used as a flotation device.
>| so women, please, free your boobs!
>| they can be used as inner-tubes...
>| boobs love us and we love them
>| and that's the end of that chapter.